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Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury
Don_Juan says...Ray Bradbury ROCKS!!!
Anti-Anti-Gay Protesters Targeting Target
Don_Juan says...No "U.S.A.", no "citizen", no "country", just $$$ corporations. Sad, but true! Wake up, human slaves. Party on. Garth!!
Golf Pros try to hit Gong from 200 yards away
Don_Juan says...To hit the GONG, one must first hit the BONG!!
The Art of Seduction (That Mitchell and Webb Look)
Don_Juan says...Naughty!!! Baughty!!! Haughty!!! Shaughty!!! But mainly - Naughty!!!
Simon's Cat in 'The Box' (NEW!)
Don_Juan says...O.K.! Think about it. Cats are born homicidal maniacs. They spend 90% of their waking hours killing insects, watching other live things such as birds with desire to catch and kill, or playing as though they are catching and killing something. The other 10% is going to the toilet and rubbing their scent on their human slaves legs in order to mark the human as their property. They are said to harbor a paramecium that causes rodents to not fear them and humans to love them. They have evolved a cry that is the frequency and modulation of a newborn human baby. Other than that, they present a regal attitude and are cute (which impression may or may not be a result of the paramecium). If cats were as large as horses, we humans would be in deep trouble! Lastly, there are no good cat recipes.
Cee-Lo Green - "F*ck You"
Don_Juan says...Yo! Fornicate you Sir and Madam!
2010 World Yoyo Champion
Don_Juan says...I could do the same thing only better if I only had a yoyo!
Hi, my name is Robert, and I'm an ex Mormon.
Don_Juan says...From 1:20 to the end he explains "the point" of his video.
Do dogs go to heaven?
Don_Juan says..."Did you know we have more historical evidence for Jesus than George Washington!" Bull Scheisse!
I could tell you why I sift this, but I'd have to kill you.
Don_Juan says...AWWWW! KumOn! Tell me!!!
Girl Gets Accidental Orgasm from Sling Shot Ride
Don_Juan says...Sling shot machines available from Adam and Eve.
TDS - Gay Reichs
Don_Juan says...At the risk of being rejected by the Nazi Party, I must admit that I am not a true homosexual, but instead, merely a lesbian trapped in this man's body!
Israeli Woman Finds Out BF Is Arabic, Sues Him For Rape
Don_Juan says...If a human female opens to sex with a human male, and a human male opens to sex with a human female, and political or racial disclosure is paramount instead of human male to human female and human female to human male intercourse, then BOTH are perverted and engaging in (instead of honest and real human sex) political, racial , agendas, NOT a human agenda.
Ultraviolet Tattoos
Don_Juan says...I have UV tattoos over my ENTIRE body! Tattoos up my leg. Tattoos down my arms. Tattoos on my tongue, eyelids, and nose! Tattoos covering each and every toe!! Tattoos on the irises of both eyes!! Tattoos the entire length of my penis and completely covering the head of my thingy!! Tattoos on each and every hair of my head!! ALL UV TATTOOS!!! The only problem I have experienced with this, is that I can't go to sleep under a UV light because of the incredible glow of ME!!!
first person view of what it's like to have schizophrenia.
Don_Juan says...Special offer! Insanity CURED for a pittance ($27,437). Call me or me today. You have no pittance? Pity! No pittance! No pittance? No pity!!!!