She literally kept her eye on the ball

If Earth is in space then dinosaur bones are in space.

I rest my case

Well... that caters to my short attention span

How does he know it's a girl?

Gold

Don't be texting while at a baseball game. Keep an eye out for rogue balls.

Trump doing something new with his hair?

I could never do that. I hate cold weather. Cold water would make it even worse. Not only that, I would never be able to find my dick.

What an eccentric performance

Which one do you think had the gun?

I think it's just monkey sports. Last one standing WINS!

siftbot... you ok dude?

How can he get that high with those big balls?

Oh thank God. After all these years I thought it was just me!