Lol, the way the guy did the camera at the end made it look like a TV show sequence!

Gotta love the piano thrown in at the end.

I don't really have any facts on this, but I wouldn't be surprised if they released it early just because they were excited about it.

I haven't played the first one, but the gore effects are so good that I am ecstatic. I'm a major fan of the Soldier of Fortune franchise and consider myself to be a critic in my own right.

L4D2 meets and/or surpasses SOF2's gore in multiple respects. Any fan of SOF should play L4D2; it's obvious that they were using it as an example.

This may be a minor point, but does anyone remember how nice the real-time character renders were in Resident Evil (remake) on the Gamecube?

I think they've added a similar touch to the playable characters in general texture quality (performance would degrade too much if this detail was present on 200 zombies though).

You won't be disappointed.

Best video ever. I loved how genuine the acting was.

Lol, I'd love to live in this world.

Well dude I'm sure that target practice is a rather easy thing to plug into very fucking quickly but anyways.

Just want to let you know that any abnormal "targeting" may be the result of something quite unnatural. Something particularly unusual, even.

In fact, it's such a big fucking mess of a big fucking mind altering, non-stop subjection, complete removal of the physical shit in your mind that makes you do many things.

It's too complex to explain to you in such "candid" (or whatever ) detail at this point in time.

Perhaps that would enlighten you as to how I can be so impatient with explaining things.

Oh well dude. Let me just tell you something though.

You can never fucking escape this fucking reality. Everyone ought to fucking realize that this so called "experience" is just a little bit different than some apparently random sequence of fucking reality you stupid ignorant little bitch.

How can you look at this shit and think that it's normal and natural?

How can you look at this shit and think that it's normal and natural?

"...But then again, you might get "stoned to death" and/or sent to hell. You never know. Religion is crazy that way."

You better watch what you fucking say dude. I don't think there's any doctor or magical fucking apparatus from above that will fucking help you if something happens to you where your life is truly fucking ruined (unlike being "blinded") and you will truly feel the need to kill yourself even if to just be responsible (in that hypothetical where you could "stop it" and don't fucking get the wrong fucking idea about where I'm going with this shit. How about these problems will always happen, will always be inevitable, have always been part of the FUCKING PROGRAM HELLO!!!, and obviously what I was referring to LOL) and stop it from happening.

Or perhaps fail to "lock on" to any specific subject matter you might want to be thinking about.

Like how the fuck so much drama can fucking happen and how you can think that this is a natural process.

In any way shape or form.

Kiss my ass to Hell. (and back? AGAIN?!!! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!!! DO YOU NEED A FUCKING DOCTOR?!!?!?!?! LOL!!!!! <bleed this shit away motherfucker.>)

"Please. Then go to church this Sunday(assuming you go to church) and take a stand against what your church is supporting politically. That is, if you really are a strong believer in separation of church and state."

The way you talk makes me think that there is something very wrong with you dude.

If the shoe doesn't fit THAT FUCKING BAD, and people keep trying the SAME FUCKING THING OVER AND OVER (minus the JUST TRYING TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB THING MOTHERFUCKER), what does that tell you about these people?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I, THE AGNOSTIC, GO TO CHURCH (where they OBVIOUSLY have a ******POLITICAL AGENDA******* you INCOMPETENT FUCKING MORONIC FUCKING JUNIOR-HIGHSCHOOL <REALLY!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> IDIOT!) and attempt to communicate to the entire church the EVILS of having "In God We Trust" on the dollar bill?

YOU ARE A SIMPLETON FUCKING IDIOT AND SHOULDN'T EVER OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH EVER AGAIN.

Lol, I must have been listening to a very select group of people.

I'm a strong believer in the separation of church and state.

That's one of the best quotes I've seen.

Sorry about that.

On the bright side, you remained calm and logical.

"we are under siege from feckless, moronic, feral youths who engage in low levels of criminality (and the occasional high profile case) with near impunity."

I figured that all the rednecks in this country had to come from somewhere.

Hearing about an innocent girl beaten to death like this makes me angry enough to reciprocate their behavior on them.

It makes me want to smash their faces into 10 thousand tiny broken shattered pieces.

I feel less inclined to try to do so however, as I've seen a video of someone being murdered by actually having their face smashed and I must say: it's really not the great idea that it sounds like.

I don't think things would have been any different in this case, but watching that video of the Russian teens slamming a heavy wrench into the face of a helpless old man ought to de-stomach most people to such notions.

Especially during the part where he regains conciousness and tries to shake his head, completely unaware of what's going on, as his battered broken face bleeds down and squirts out a pale pinkish arterial spray.

You know, I wonder if someday they'll just develop a remote-control for scenes like this.

That would save a lot of money.

I'm with you truck. But I'm agnostic.

I'm just tired of (literally: this is partly from Junior High) immature people who seem to be unable to do anything with atheism other than flip the bird at Christianity.

I don't look at their complaining as actually constructive. Gay rights movements are fine, but bitching about religion and complaining like a little child about those damned Mormons bugging you all the time is just plain stupid.

Realize that if you are one of these people you probably have issues from your past that you need to get help with FROM A PSYCHOLOGIST.

IMO... and you may not be ready for this.. ready? YOU HAVE TO LET GO OF GOD!

You are likely a victim of domestic violence in a so-called "Christian family" that forced "religion" down your throat.

Don't blame Christianity or God for your evil fucked up parents. Don't blame yourself.

The above is an edit. Here's the rest of my post talking about what atheists SHOULD be doing if they're going to be publicly dissing Christianity:


If they're going to diss religion, they could at least be talking about how stupid the concept of a guy making a universe and sitting up there pre-programming himself apparently to endlessly get his jollies off on boring repetitious shit in some endless struggle between his all-powerful self and the imprisoned by him but apparently still able to influence people due to him (God) Devil in Hell.

If God is all-powerful, why the hell did he FUCK UP?!!

"God works in mysterious ways."

GAME OVER IT'S RIGGED!

Here's my atheist rant: If God exists and things are as they seem to be (see above), then God can KISS MY ASS TO HELL WITH HIS FRAUDULENT, EVIL, RIGGED BULLSHIT! Also, NICE JOB BEING THE BENEVOLENT LOVING GOD BY BEGINNING THAT LITTLE SAGA BY TORTURING YOUR SON TO DEATH AT THE HANDS OF THE EVIL PIECES OF SHIT THAT HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE SAVING.

THERE!

The point is that they are accomplishing nothing.

If you are correct, they should take their complaints to the Mormon church and start a petition that we can all sign.

I do imply that you are lost when you dispute what I said about not dissing someone who is GENUINELY CONCERNED about saving YOUR SOUL and NOT THEIR OWN.

Next time I suggest you read what I am saying before you open your mouth and scream "THERE IS NO GOD THEREFORE I BLAME HIM FOR ALL MY PROBLEMS".

Also I suggest you pay more attention anyway because when I say something like "drive-by salvation" and then you associate me with the "Coombaya" crowd you are definitely a bit off.

Lol, I never thought I would be genuinely entertained watching someone react to watching a video (even that kind of video).

Basically these atheists are absolutely freakin' hilarious because they seem to whine like little children about the pesky Christians and their unilateral attempts to save their souls from eternal torture and misery.

Of course, the guilty feeling drive that actually causes such behavior is a bit insulting. Though you really shouldn't ever diss someone who is *genuinely concerned* about saving your soul.

Drive-by salvation, however, may be more prone to ulterior motivation.

Atheists who complain about God remind me of a bunch of Junior Highschool Satan worshippers who have nothing better to do than blame God for their problems (IE: time to worship Satan).

How the FUCK can you be so CHILDISH as to claim to be above religion and then spend all your atheist hours DISSING A DIETY THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why don't they find something more important to worry about like philosophy and the meaning of life?

Why must atheists be inextricably bound to religious topics?

I understand the uproar over potentially making a mockery of the White House's security, but people need to get a grip.

Crashing a closed ceremony is an exciting sport to some people. To crash a White House party is the holy grail of party crashers.

Not to mention the fact that they were apparently screened for weapons anyway and were obviously mingling well with politicians.

So fix the security gap, make sure everyone realizes the significance of their robotic duties, and stop acting like these people should be sent to prison when they didn't pose a risk at all to anybody.

That was amazing! I swear to God it looked like there was a pair of arms behind him.

Choreographing that routine to hide his hands with the boxes and then swoop them out of nowhere is very impressive.

It was like a magic trick.

She looks like Denise Richards.