Matt's girlfriend? Why she's been waiting patiently for Matt to return. She's understands his passion and has accepted that Matt is away a lot.

Iraq? Never heard of it.

Ok, when I loaded the page I thought "Worse Than You Thought Possible" was just regular old Internet hyperbole.
But no, sweet mother of shit, it was TRUE. IT'S ALL TOO TRUE!
Cannot begin... to complain... so many things.... GAAAAAAHH

Zzzzzzzzzz

Oh man. The text at the end made me laugh so hard, I think I pulled something. (And not in a good way)

Religion has a place. And so does beer.

And folks, this is where awesome comes from.

Forward this to 10 people. Write down the name of your secret crush. In 2 days your crush will call you on the phone!

How awful! Can't this woman spread unfounded hatred of gays in peace?

This is all true, I know several Mac users, and they are all complete jackasses!
Seriously though, it doesn't make much sense to compare a tiny group of computers to the rest. It would be more accurate to say "Most Mac users do this" than "Mac users are more likely to do this than PC users." PC users includes the majority of computer users on the planet.
Well, whatever, surveys are usually garbage.

Chiggity check your berries, before you wreck some cherries.

Memories... I used to run those on my Amiga 1000.

In his defense, the fuckin' thing did suck.

Everyone knows that marijuana is a gateway to terrorism.

Lenticular printing without the plastic lenses (like those old Cracker Jack prizes, etc)