cute

best shit ever. nice find.

*promote

Temporary suspension of the tragic, and it's quite funny. Maybe it's just me, but the restrained laughter behind his voice from the beginning of the segment is contagious, especially because of the taboo to do so.

Yes! That was the best shit ever! Seriously, you win!

I would have gone Buzz Aldrin on the mo-fo. Seriously, Tom handled it well.

Did LaVey establish the standard in satanist beards? Or does the beard have a satanist predecessor? Anyone?

Personally, he ain't my favorite cup of guru tea, but I gots to say, without a doubt, This IS the Unified Field. Even your distaste, your laudable or despicable commentary, all of it, IS the Unified Field.

Seperation is a miraculous illusion.

The moron pulled the cut-away first on the right side of his chest, that's why the main is released when the instructor deploys the chute for him. It functioned the way it's supposed to. You can see the instructor trying to direct his hand to his back, where you deploy the main from, but he resists and grabs the cut-away.

how he made it through the half day of instruction in the AFF program without knowing difference between the cutway and main deployment bag is beyond me. You practice the moves dozens of times... you can't mix them up... unless you're this guy.

Yes, the reserve will auto-deploy if you have an AAD, which all student rigs these days do. Once you're below 750ft, and should your speed be greater than 78 miles an hour, the reserve is automatcially deployed, and it flys exactly like the main... with steering toggles and all. If you cut-away before that time, as he unintentionally did, you can pull the metal handle on the left side of your chest to deploy the reserve manually...which is what he eventually did.