>> ^NetRunner:
I'd love to see the rest of the Hillary Clinton/White Supremacy clip...was that taken out of context?

Yes, yes it was. She was commenting on giving government funding vouchers to religious schools and home schooling and such, saying that is it okay to give money to a mainstream Jewish or Christian school, but what do you say to someone who wants a government grant to teach their kid something like "My interpretation of the bible is that Cain was marked with dark skin and therefore I believe in white supremacy." (I'm summarizing from memory. Hang on, I found a clip.)

I'm not necessarily a Hillary Clinton fan, but c'mon... She's not stupid enough to honestly say something as ridiculous as "I believe in white supremacy" at a podium.

Congrats on getting diamonds on the soles of your Running shoes, NetRunner! *perpares to be shot for the crappy pun and reference to an even crappier song*

Cue comments involving "large snake" euphemisms.

Rottenseed can use Windows Paint?

I was under the impression he skulked in public bathrooms and stole wet shit to use on his canvas (aka piss-stained bedsheet). Finger-painting, naturally. Or that technique the cavemen used, where they masticated the drawing materials in their mouth and then spat it out onto the wall to make *quality art.

Zifnab doesn't just like dragons, he thinks he is one. This disturbing phenomenon is known as "otherkin" - AKA Furries amped up about 700% and then set on fire. He wobbles around theme parks on weekends in a skintight green suit and papier-mâché mask with glowing eyes, waving animatedly at the children who think he is an employee paid to dress like a walking Disney cliche. If only their parents knew the frightening truth. There's a damn good reason these sick mind-fucks were hunted to extinction and now are only an old legend.

Those cardboard wings with crayon-drawn scales and Christmas tree light costumes are expensive though, so Zifnab maintains a side-job as a body artist. Revel in the beauty of his latest work.

*discard

*Promote this hilarious defilement of my childhood memories.

Congrats!

Thanks

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*promote

Hopefully Obama won't go down the same road if he's elected.

I knew exactly what this video was going to be about before I even watched it, simply because of who posted it.

I kid, with love.

*Beg for cartoons that creeped me out as a kid.

Dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/Doing-same-thing-repeatedly-expecting-a-different-result *discard

I call H4XX0r! He used his divine mod powers to inveigle that diamond from Sifty (or a sensual WD-40 massage...) Congrats, Lucky!