If you gave a crap, you'd explain your random SiftTalk statements.

I'm that lesbian with an anime avatar who brings paper plates and disposable utensils to the party, but they aren't really paper plates, they're just more silly New Rules segments.

Very useful to the VideoSift community, yes indeed.

Congratulations to you and the other 186 Rasches!

Actually, this is McCain's newest campaign ad.

Obama is the big brown beautiful bear who is abducting the kindergartener in order to teach him "comprehensive sex education", and the mustached man represents the bamboozled American public who are so distracted by Obama's charms that they fail to notice their child (who symbolizes our country's future) being hoodwinked by him.

... Actually, that sounds like an ad they'd really run. Just throw in some mention of small-town values and the Viet Cong.

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Just because it's #1 right now *PROMOTE

Dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/Bill-Maher-New-Rules-9508 *discard

*dead

Dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/This-guy-just-might-be-the-devil *discard

Okay, so there's this one guy and he's all alone in the world. And then a gal named EVE comes and they fall in love.

Then they find a special plant that turns their world completely upside down, and in the end the humans have to leave their paradise and become real adults who have to work to make a living and to feed themselves.

I feel like I've heard this story before...

Beating a guy with an air hose isn't Christ-like either. Jesus didn't even know what air-hoses were, let alone how to use one as a weapon.

Why do people write it as "Veep" and not just "VP"?

Sorry, Uma, but Bill is in another castle!

YOU did really great on these, better than you NEEDed to! This was A hilarious post, it gave a GIRL a good laugh, FRIEND.

That said, I love Kuga's picture I have a slight boot fetish.

Scorpius is still one of my favorite villains evar.

Dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/Ernest-Borgnines-secret-to-beating-old-age *discard