No, but thank you for the offer. And congratulations on getting your crown!

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Nicely carved pussy there. Do you have a video you'd like me to promote?

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
This was supposed to be a cat, though I botched the mouth and you can barely see the whiskers.

(insert joke about Kuga carving up a pussy)

Thanks

In reply to this comment by Fjnbk:
*promote

^ But you didn't upvote...

Oops, looks like this was already sifted along with the monologue. My mistake *discard

Dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/Jigsaw-On-A-Pushbike-Wanna-Play-A-Game-Hilarious *discard

*Beg for the pretty blue-eyed girl whose lower half smells like fish.

This was supposed to be a cat, though I botched the mouth and you can barely see the whiskers.

(insert joke about Kuga carving up a pussy)

This post is pointless now. *Discard

*dark *promote

She was probably just an idiot who wanted attention.

“Can I interest you in the chicken?” she [the stewardess] asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

With airline food, there is little difference.

>> ^rottenseed:
alien_concept, you're a girl?!

Rottenseed, you have a girlfriend?!

Congratulations, B-boys!

*promote the lulz

*Promote this insanity so that others can re-live the mind fuck.