"Your all happy and proud cause they're Googling over your baby" ???? Googling is done on the internet, not over a baby you psycho future baby snatcher.

Upvoted for the booby tag. Probably a mistake, but still awesome

>> ^Irishman:
Well it makes a change from the CIA flying cocaine out of Afghanistan.


I believe it's Opium they produce in Afghanistan

Hahaha, the 70s were so weird. Have you seen any dudes move like that lately?

I wonder if Pakistan is going to try to bomb this one as well. Or at least a hotel named after it. On a more serious note, this is amazing. $58 million? Maybe he plans on moving into it when the crowds quiet down. Cool shit.

^I saw a monkey being spanked/choked. This is hilarious btw.

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Aaaaah, the raging thirties!

I followed the links and it was posted by KCTV5 @ 6:25 am CDT March 25, 2008, not April Fools.

>> ^ShakyJake:
I'd hope it's fake. Most of the time I read news like this about someone doing something incredibly stupid, I can at least say to myself, "Well, I can sort of understand why he might have thought it was a good idea". This story, though... seriously wtf?

Looks like someone just got a promotion

This guy is hilarious. Although obviously not a comedian, his delivery is impecable, in his weird kinda way. Upvo!te

Yep, you guys are on the right track there. Keep going that way

>> ^Raverman:
Maybe celebrities should have a license that can get revoked when they become a 'has been' like this.
Dude sounds more like a raving homeless person than a distinguished successful comedian.


Maybe the media grew too immature for the old wise one, and you've been accustomed to the mindless drivel and not see the contrast in his parody. Ever think of that? He's making fun of your demographic's interests, dipshit!

Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Are they really asking a girl called Mercedes to comment on a porno?

Why not ask "Ginger" about Hansel and Grettle? Or "Star" about astronomy? Or Debbie about Dallas?