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How to Scream like a Rock/Metal Star
MOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Satriani vs. Coldplay -- Enanitos Verdes vs. Satriani
and this is what happens when these prodigious genious musicians (woo hoo!) use the same 4/4, the same tempo, the same rhythm, the same scale (and the same instruments) over and over again believing something's being expressed with it.
Deranged Penguin Heads Toward Certain Death
images (plus) editing (plus) narration (plus) herzog = lies
...
herzog = genious
Californication "Theres No Hair On Her Vagina"
terrible title, it gives it all away. the word "vagina" would suffice to draw attention to the clip. no need to deliver the punch line before the right time.
3 Minutes Of Why You Should Not Believe Everything You See
"I'm X and I approve this message."
There is a message?...
Mac users MUST use hands to communicate!
maddox ftw
it's because of people like these that there are classes on how to use microsoft office, which until now I thought were useless.
"iphoto is my favorite program?"
lol iphoto ushooto heprinto. this is cavemen language. very fitting...
Black Hole Destroying A Star
>> ^Simple_Man:
See, this is the stuff that make me disbelief any god people have dreamed up on our little blue dot. Their god is so small, so confined to our tiny planet that it in turn is insignificant compared to displays like this. Compared to the majesty of entire stars and galaxies erupting into life, swirling in the cosmic void, and being devoured by forces we don't even fully understand, the universe is grander, more complex, and more beautiful than any religion in humanity's short history.
And if you realize that the video that made you drift into these conclusions is the communicative product of human speculation about the real event, than you may also realize that the human imagination is also grander than the notion of god, being able to invent and project notions and events that surpass us.
Norm MacDonald on Dennis Miller 1998
only on a norm sift can we see sharon stone scratching her snatch
Guy Peeing As He Walks Down the Street - Caught On Camera
ah so that's the explanation to all those liquid-made lines on my neighbourhood's sidewalks
Nothing
*lame (just for the lulz i know i cant asterisc stuff)
Narcoleptic Chick in a Sandwich - No, not a human chick!
i want a blanket made of bread too
2 out of 3 Americans Want Bush Investigated
>> ^quantumushroom
(can't downvote, can't make personal insults according to the sift's policy so I'll just put my)
thumbs up, wink, call you clever and add that you are full of brown substancial evidence of having the mental age or sanity of those who use diapers.
as for what americans want bush to go through when they say "investigated" let's all cross fingers for the word "investigated" to mean "probed, anally, deep, no lube"
Norm MacDonald IS Captain Sullenberger
norm's the queen of /sift/
Monkey Walks Like A Human
pfft brain damage, yeah just like us humans, all brain damaged . . . realizing it consumes doubel the energy to walk on 4 limbs is sure a sign of brain malfunction or is it a "brain damage" as in a brilliant mind's "brain damage". I dunno but sure is the flu of the criationism. . .
Mini Pony does Beavis impression
horny pony, hony porny