That is NOT "I love you."

It's "I'm hungry."

I know this because dogs say only five things:
"Hey"

"I'm hungry"

"I gotta go! I REALLY gotta go!"

"I just ate something that I found on the lawn. Now come here so I can lick you all over your face."

and, occasionally,

"Einstein was a pretty smart guy there, but he missed a Fourier transform in step 23 of his proof that would if exploited actually have achieved a possible vector toward the Grand Unified Theory of the Universe. Too bad, really. Oh, and his hair makes him look like a poodle on crack."

5:13 and 6:20 - A beer-swilling Mr. Rogers will be running Canada?

AWESOME! er... I think.

The cameo was brilliant. Read on for more info.

The co-mover who dropped the box with Rick was a gentleman named Bob Rae, who was running for the same position Ignatieff now has. In addition to being a powerful politician in his own right (Premier of our largest province Ontario for 5 years), Rae is a long-time personal friend of Ignatieff's. He gracefully stepped aside to Ignatieff during the run-up to the selection of a leadership replacement for Stephane Dion and ensured a smooth transition even though he was close in second place and had a shot at it himself. So Stornaway would have been his if he'd stayed in the race and won. Him scurrying away like that after wrecking Ignatieff's stuff was friggin' priceless and there's more than one metaphor there.

Hoo-boy. Bet it took two whole Kleenexes for the cameraman to wipe the spittle off the camera lens after that little commentary.

But Sanchez should have gone straight after the media mogul morons who hired Mr. Not Joe The Not Plumber to do some job that he was so completely unqualified and unsuited for, not the village idiot himself.

er... why do "we need that again"?

LOL LOL LOL!!1 YUO R ALL HATTERZ AND LOOSERZ!

See??? I need help! But I am beyond needing general advice. I require private tutoring. Could you girls... uh.... provide me with, you know, private lessons?

(Sidenote: Sometimes you just hate it when the upvote triangle disappears after you click it once, because you want to click it a lot more times.)

Don't be silly, Billy

Canada's destroyers aren't even CLOSE to that big!

haw! SillyBilly!

Same basic growth curve as YouTube, no?

The difference is there's nothing out there like VideoSift, although there's lots of YouTube variations.

Why do I keep watching these Ann Coulter videos?

It's like a scab that you can't stop picking at!

Just leave it alone, will ya, Retro? Don't click that friggin' play button!

Well, then, the solution is simple: at the next meet-up, have the Sift members bring cats.

Companies that make products for Erectile Dysfunction need to see this NOW!

...not that I'm attempting to *promote naval build-up or anything...

That's unfortunate for new people like me - makes it *much* harder to reach upper star levels. But I can understand why it's that way because sifting, not commenting, is the core of this place.

Thanks for the clarification. The change must have been recent because I've only been a member for 3 months.

Should this be in the FAQ?

I think it was because the parachute deployed AFTER the rocket landed in the water, in typical Wile E. Coyote fashion. I can hear a bang just before he loses it.

Impressive. Wonder what kind of damage he could do with some ball bearings.

No, that wasn't it.