I am going to sue you for everything you are worth for the irreparable damage this video has done to my mental well being. I am going to my closet now to curl up in a little ball and cry a soft whimpering cry and perhaps with time my eyes will stop bleeding.

When my roommates get home, I am making them watch this as well. Misery loves company. My poor roommates, probably looking forward to the new year, unawares what horror awaits them when they get home.

*discard

*kill

Awww, now I need a drink. Wish we still had a decent punk club around.

So, if YOU were in the back of that bus at :30, would you

a) scream
a) pee your pants
b) pray
c) Grope the closest person of the opposite sex
d) all of the above

Read the wiki on this guy. It's all show and false claims. The real deal does exists though. There are several people out that who are just mind boggling fast AND accurate. The history channel, in fact, had a documentary not too long ago. Most of those featured were exhibitionist shooters, but one was a competition shooter (he was the most impressive) his name is Jerry Miculek, wiki him. There is also a vid of him here.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Worlds-Fastest-Handgun-Shooter-8-Rounds-4-Target-106-Sec

That being said, this guy puts on one heck of a show, so up-voting.

Best movie ever in the history of ever.

discard

You dirty little smuggler... lol

I love robot chicken.

The security guard reminds me of that guy from the King of Queens.

I don't know who this Mike guy is, but he obviously has not had his head kicked in yet.

This is such a bad idea and pretty much a lawsuit waiting to happen. They better have some bouncers with tasers in the back room.

Looks like the blues felt at a disadvantage once the fight started and opted to try a defensive position on the bridge "300 style", but couldn't hold it. Didn't help that they left behind a pocket of blues behind that got pummeled badly.

Such a good flick. Sergio Leone's spaghetti western's rock. I especially like "Once Upon a Time in the West"; though that one seems to be a hate it or love it kind of deal.

heh, the line "you wait till mom finds out" always makes me

That made me jump in my chair. Very freaky. It almost looked robotic in the beginning... until that bite attempt. Yeah, they always say to bury the head... for good reason.