Just kidding, but at least my boobs are firm and perky now.

If I hadn't already jerked it to Debbie Gibson's "Only in My Dreams," I'd totally whip it to this one.

Bookmarked for later!

Wy would any rational person want to hold office in Arkansas?

>> ^EDD:
Seperation of church and state? In America? Ha ha, you gotta be kidding:
>> ^qruel:
Article 19 Miscellaneous provisions Arkansas's State Constitution
"No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any court."
...et al.

He may be regurgitating the same Bush speeches, but on his first day he talked about closing Gitmo and opening the Freedom of Information Act. Thus, he's already better than Bush.

I'm going to tell my grandchildren someday that I was witness to a war crimes trial. Now that will be an interesting story.

I like seeing Rush squirm.

I don't walk funny after... Oops...nevermind.

We of the Tang-American Civil Liberties Union take offense at the derogatory slander of Jon Stewart.

"Knock the doors from their door hinges, for Oranges!"

haha. I need to quote exactly what thinker said to me this morning:

"I guess it was a bad idea, but at least they were talking about me instead of a troll."

The guy never fails to crack me up.

My friend wanted me to buy a Playstation 3, but I said, "No thanks. I have my Colecovision, and it's all I'll ever need."

Like when people say airplanes should be made out of the stuff that they make into the black box?

>> ^swampgirl:
Next time take a boat out made of out 'ice box'.

If i wanted comedy, my first place to look would not be Fox News.

I talked to thinker, and I asked him why he did what he did, and he said he was bored and mad at people trolling this site. Which is no good reason, but he apologizes for discarding BillOreilly's post, anyway.