"How can absolute talent voids like Britney Spears and her ilk warrant anything but derision when compared to actual musical ability and creativity?"

Now, don't get me wrong here, but... Britney Spears and singers like her actually do have *real* talent. *NOT ALL OF THEM DO.* But some do, such as the ones that came from the Mickey Mouse Club like her and Christina Aguilera.

They have real singing talent.

However.

You are correct in that they are riding a corporate wave of success and that they do NOT write their own music.

They are corporate creations.

If you are not coming up with the MELODY in your music, you are not writing your own music.

That's the bottom line.

I can't fucking believe this stupid fucking idiot! Didn't he have any clue that they were probably spinning at a speed that could break bones?

Just imagine how fast that bike would be going after accelerating that long.

WTF!!!!

Who would have thought that breaking down a door could ever possibly be that dramatic? lol

Those are some nice tits there.

WTF was that bullshit about millions of jobs? lol

Anyway, good luck!

And yes, it would totally work.

They need to attach a lawyer to every dollar given. Until that's figured out, I can't respect what they're doing.

Absolute transparency and accountability should be an iron-fisted prerequisite to receiving a single federal cent.

The thing is, no one has complained about the cat causing them problems with allergies!

This "the cat doesn't pay taxes thus isn't privy to our glorious nation's postal service facilities" bullshit pisses me off.

BAH!!! ANIMATRONICS!!

Quantum mushroom, you are a fucking moron. Your party would spell the death of mankind.

You wouldn't believe in global warming even if you were 150 feet underwater.

That was funny. Gotta love that joke about the cross.

Awesome. Gotta love it.

ROFL that was HILARIOUS!

But here's to the hydraulic exo-skeleton suit being developed for the US military that can allow a person to effortlessly lift hundreds of pounds.

In theory, with some special huge backpack full of ammo, you could maybe mount a gattling gun on each arm and walk around in that thing.

Seriously. lol

lol

Unfortunately, if you don't send troops into Gaza, the rockets will never stop.

And if you do send troops into Gaza, they will murder innocent people on a whim. I've seen a video of a protester being shot in the gut with an M16 assault rifle.

Chances are that man is dead right now.

Even if Israel was to launch a full-scale invasion of Palestine and permanently take control of it, the attacks would never stop: it would only get worse.

There is no solution. Even if Hamas was to actually order a real, permanent cease-fire. People would do it themselves and a new organization would be born sooner or later.

Nuclear powered TV sounds cool.