I don't get it, he goes to 5 construction places a week looking for work, and gets turned away, why wouldn't you take any job you can get rather than live in a tent city. Micky d's is always hiring. Yeah it sucks, but its enough to keep you out of a tent.

He can't be that great of a dentist if he has to dust his own furnishings.

Anything that causes dennis rodman pain is worth an upvote

I'd like to impregnate her.

He was thinking...BOOBIES!!!!!

That thar bird blowed up reeeel good.

Woohoo I'm made of star guts!

Looks like a giant game of jenga.

How does he move that quick with such huge balls?

It would be better if when they fell, they fall into PUDDING!!!!!!

Beliving in god is the same as beliving in santa claus.

That girl is hot but I didn't like the clips they used.

A little armor on the car and it will be perfect for when the zombies come.

That guys voice makes me want to gouge my eardrums out with a rusty spoon

70 to 14 here