The Melancholy Dane has cause for happiness today as he gets his crown. Just remember, with no power comes no responsibility. Just tell one of your friends (teehee) that you just got your crown on VideoSift. "Videowhat?" You see what I mean.

Live it up anyway. Have a shot with your beer. Smoke an unfiltered cigarette. Order a Royale with Cheese. You've earned it.

EDIT: Lann did it, not me: