I think they could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now, saying, "Damn, remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank! They're gonna have to change that McDonald's song: 'Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a... bun.' How's a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's fuckin' magical! There's got to be some sesame seed glue out there! Either that, or they're adhesive on one side. "Take the sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular." What does a sesame seed grow into? I don't know, we never gave them a chance! What the fuck is a sesame? It's a street...it's a way to open shit!

RIP Mitch Hedberg

Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005
RIP

Love the Mitch Hedberg reference at 3:05.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n1ryH3igKc

RIP Mitch

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!

- Mitch Hedberg
RIP

Here is the basic situation. If you find her funny because she discusses women's issues in a way you find to be humorous, more power to you.

I personally don't think she is funny. In fact, I would go so far as to say that unless she is performing material that someone else wrote, she is extremely terrible at comedy.

Is it because I am a guy? Maybe. I mean I understood what she was doing. She was basically trying to use sarcastic humor to take pot shots at the magazine because they enforce a lot of stereotypes to their readers. I just think that she went about it in a lowest common denominator sort of way. It was crude and clumsy from my viewpoint.

But in the end, it really doesn't matter. You either find her funny or you don't. I can't throw stones at you if you think she is funny. I like Stephen Wright and Mitch Hedberg while a lot of people think they are terrible. Comedy is something personal to everyone, and you like who you like.

"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs"

“Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.”

-- Mitch Hedberg

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That felt a lot like material Mitch Hedberg would have come up with.

Awesome stuff!

@0:39

Mitch Hedberg is still alive and playing professional baseball in South Korea?

This was quite good.

Steven Wright mixed with a bit of Mitch Hedberg.

>> ^Unsung_Hero:

Good thing he wasn't a Wayans Brother.


Not one upvote?

"That joke’s better than you acted. Perhaps it’s not. Maybe it’s dumb. It could be. I hear you, man. I'm not a fuckin', genius, for Christ's sake, you know? I'm just tryin' to tell some jokes. Shit, who the fuck are you?"
-Mitch Hedberg

Was the minister Mitch Hedberg's dad? Sure sounds like it.

>> ^hpqp:

@ant
I take it back. After watching the video below, I too want to go to Heaven!
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A true original and funny mofo.>> ^RadHazG:

Man I miss this guy. Loved his style.

Clearly not of the same mindset as Mitch Hedberg...



(re wanting to be a racecar passenger)