Like I said before, the GOP is lucky they didn't get 1,073 xerox'd images of Obamas cock.

They had all the time in the world to work with the majority party, and Obama bent over backwards to include them in the process. Instead, they did what they're best at, which is screwing over the country in favor of winning a couple cheap political points. Which in the end, backfired, because the country is smarter than their "representatives".

Some people could give a shit. I was explaining this thing to a few people about a year ago. Guess who was asking questions about it once it was all over the news...same people. The bell curve has reached a point where the less and less informed are becoming somewhat enlightened on the topic. However, whenever this happens there seems to be a "xerox" effect on the information that's passed along.

hey!
i have the perfect script for this!

it opens with a shitty montage of Rochester, NY and how every tech job at Kodak, Xerox, and Bausch & Lomb has been outsourced.
then it cuts to the protagonist's shitty breakup with a quirky single mom 5 years ago, while his brother develops a shitty crack habit, despite knowing better, because he's the only guy having an even shittier time than the protagonist!

i'm just trying to work in a Good Will Hunting-type ending,
without making it feel like a deus ex machina.

oh, and it needs a director.
the one we hired is way too much of a perfectionist.

ZOMG, fed, you are saying THREE PEOPLE at a huge corporation gave a few thousand dollars to Hillary??!! For her NY candidacy ?!!?! In New York where there are probably tens of thousands of Xerox employees!??!!

Boy, that would be funny.

saw this on Reddit...can't confirm it's true...but it would be fucking funny if it were.

Contributor Occupation Date Amount Recipient

BURNS, URSULA M
ROCHESTER,NY 14610 XEROX CORPORATION/VICE PRESIDENT 1/24/2007 $2,300 Clinton, Hillary

BURNS, URSULA M
ROCHESTER,NY 14610 XEROX CORPORATION/VICE PRESIDENT 1/24/2007 $1,900 Clinton, Hillary

BURNS, URSULA M
ROCHESTER,NY 14610 XEROX CORPORATION/SENIOR VICE PRESI 9/9/2005 $1,200 Clinton, Hillary

BURNS, URSULA M
ROCHESTER,NY 14610 XEROX CORPORATION 3/24/2005 $900 Clinton, Hillary

DIORIO, DANA A
PHILADELPHIA,PA 19104 XEROX/SALES MANAGER 6/9/2007 $2,300 Clinton, Hillary

DIORIO, DANA A
PHILADELPHIA,PA 19104 XEROX/SALES MANAGER 6/9/2007 $2,300 Clinton, Hillary

MULCAHY, ANNE M
FAIRFIELD,CT 06824 XEROX CORPORATION/EXECUTIVE-CEO 3/19/2007 $2,300 Clinton, Hillary

MULCAHY, ANNE M
FAIRFIELD,CT 06824 XEROX CORPORATION/EXECUTIVE-CEO 3/19/2007 $2,300 Clinton, Hillary

MULCAHY, ANNE M
FAIRFIELD,CT 06824 XEROX CORPORATION/CEO 5/4/2006 $1,000 Clinton, Hillary

MULCAHY, ANNE M
FAIRFIELD,CT 06824 XEROX CORPORATION/CEO 9/6/2006 $1,000 Clinton, Hillary

10 bucks says Hillary can't even run a Xerox without help from an aid.

20 bucks says Obama thinks Xerox is a type of high-potency weed he can smoke.

Here's another instance of Hillary "plagiarizing", and this one from what most view as the most effective lines of her debate performance in Austin, Texas.

Bill Clinton, New Hampshire, 1992: "The hits that I took in this election are nothing compared to the hits the people of New Hampshire are taking every day." *

Hillary Clinton, February 21, 2008: "You know, the hits I've taken in life are nothing compared to what goes on every single day in the lives of people across our country."

Another Xerox moment, perhaps? Certainly a double standard. I don't really think this is plagiarism of course. She's simply borrowing an effective theme from Bill here. This would be perfectly acceptable were it not for her ridiculous attacks against Obama for using powerful speech lines from his friend and supporter Deval Patrick.

*Note: It appears that Bill Clinton used variations of this line in speeches in 1992 and in 1996.

Update: Exhibit A: http://www.videosift.com/video/Hillary-Clinton-plagiarizes-Bill-Clinton

^I did my BEST search for this before posting it, i.e., I used terms like "copy", "copy machine", "copier", "photocopy", "photocopier", "xerox", "paper", etc, yet I found no dupes. If one exists I'll discard this one pronto, and then seek counseling.

LMFAO! I hadn't seen the one with the guy xeroxing his monitor. Good stuff, let he who is without sin cast the first laptop

She needs the Xerox Assjet 790.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh67ljIJ-_w

Tags for this video have been changed from 'BM, real time' to 'BM, real time, robots, marriage, xerox, celeb rehab, obama' - edited by raven

Tags for this video have been changed from 'PC, Computer, Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Geek' to 'PC, Computer, Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Geek, xerox, parc' - edited by dag

What?! No Xerox tag? These guys can't win.

More accurately this could be called "Where your OS really came from."

It's a shame, really. You have to wonder where we'd be now if Xerox upper management had their priorities in order. PARC was 10-20 years ahead of the times depending on which technology you look at; Ethernet LAN, WYSIWYG, WIMP GUI, laser printers, InterPress and OOP; and Xerox abandoned the project because they were afraid computers would destroy the paper business.

I remember the bit where Adele Goldberg refused to give the demonstration because it would give away Xerox PARC's work to someone else.