Pandora XXX: "You're not in Candace anymore."

CLASSIC.

Well, being as I'm gay, I have a porn addiction, as well as drugs also. One of the best things to happen to me as I got outa high school, a XXX video store opened up not far from me. I still have tons of copied VHS tapes and over 200 gigs of vids on my computer thanks to torrents and flash video down loader for my browser. The upside, I no longer have the need to steal porn mags from my local convenience store like I did when I was in middle school.

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I worked as a prison guard for about 6 months and don't let anyone fool you.

once you enter prison you are no longer part of the judicial system

prison guards and correctional officers are not cops, are not parts of the judicial system at all they are all private corporations.

The prison I worked at was in southern Georgia, and here's a little known secret for most. Big corporations like the Pepsico, Coke, Proctor & Gamble and many others own prisons. The one I worked with a subsidiary of Pepsico paid my check.

The reason they get into prisons is it's "insurance" and "free money" The government gives money for each inmate for care and housing/health. The more you can crowd into your prison the more money the government will pay.

So big corporations who primarily do other things, will also own prisons around the country as insurance cause it's guaranteed money, so during economic recessions and when your sales are down you know you are guaranteed xxx amount of money due to the prison income. Now add onto that fact making prisoners work for you making products like license plates for the states and other such products you get even more income from states by using your slave labor force for them.

There is an old documentary on the prison system and who really runs it, in the documentary corporations from Microsoft and Apple to Proctor & Gamble all had stake in private prisons around the country. It's free tax free money.

I know for fact that part of the documentary was true as my check was from pepsico for working for a prison. That was until I finished college and moved to Orlando to work for an ISP.

>> ^ponceleon:

2. Lucas is going to fucking sue the living shit out of them

Yeah, Lucas is going to sue the pants off them! Oh wait...

Oh my goodness, thanks for the quality, again!

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*quality

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>> ^RFlagg:

How do these things get made? Quality films like del Toro's At the Mountains of Madness may never see the light of day, but we get this... Hey Hollywood, I think I know why you don't make the kind of money you would like to make, and it has nothing to do with bit torrents or Red Box/Netflix renting movies and killing sales...


Seriously? You seriously don't know?

Because films like this are stupidly cheap to make, have virtually no marketing budget, and therefore recoup their cost via just rentals and people buying the DVDs in bargain bins. It's all a game of numbers, if you can do it for only $XX and it'll make $XXX dollars, you may proceed.

Things like the Mountains of Madness are big budget films, they are films that need to gross $500 million to make money (Yup, $500M on a budget of $150M, crazy the amount they spend on marketing and other crap, surely there's a better way!). Those types of film need to reach a BIG market to make their money back. Little crappy films like this need to only reach a tiny, tiny market to make their money back. And the 'it's so ridiculous it's entertaining' market is large enough to support a lot of these crapfests.

I was sad, too. It really was a pretty dang good fan film, wasn't it?

I tried to find a replacement, but wasn't successful. I suspect they want folks to buy the long version and do their own snipping.

In reply to this comment by ant:
Aww. Gone?

>> ^ant:
I meant the whole movie was fan-made for non-profit so Paramount(?) wouldn't care?


the movie is a porn video that is sold for money. What we see on sift here is just the edited one that someone did. There is no way universal would sit still with actual ST footage in a porno.