>> ^WaterDweller:

>> ^rychan:
Heh, that actually has some nice moments. Action was pretty cheesy, though. Data did a good job, but seeing him fidget was pretty out of character.
It didn't seem like there were many porn scenes edited out this. Were there only 2?

The whole thing is probably feature length, judging by the size of the various rips floating around (from 700-1400 MB). This scrubbed version is 26-27 minutes. So there are probably more than two porn scenes in it. EDIT: when looking at the pairings, I see several possibilities: Riker-Troy, Geordie-Braun, Worf-whatever-her-name, Data-Tasha, and Picard-Crusher at the end.


Your assumption is correct. 2 hours long with 5 scenes that you mentioned...

>> ^jmd:

>> ^ant:
>> ^jmd:
how are they able to get the rights to use the intro footage?

Isn't it fan-made?

Ahh, I thought the intro was used in the actual star trek porno.


I meant the whole movie was fan-made for non-profit so Paramount(?) wouldn't care?

>> ^ant:

>> ^jmd:
how are they able to get the rights to use the intro footage?

Isn't it fan-made?


Ahh, I thought the intro was used in the actual star trek porno.

>> ^jmd:

how are they able to get the rights to use the intro footage?


Isn't it fan-made?

>> ^rychan:

Heh, that actually has some nice moments. Action was pretty cheesy, though. Data did a good job, but seeing him fidget was pretty out of character.
It didn't seem like there were many porn scenes edited out this. Were there only 2?

The whole thing is probably feature length, judging by the size of the various rips floating around (from 700-1400 MB). This scrubbed version is 26-27 minutes. So there are probably more than two porn scenes in it. EDIT: when looking at the pairings, I see several possibilities: Riker-Troy, Geordie-Braun, Worf-whatever-her-name, Data-Tasha, and Picard-Crusher at the end.

Listening to the rich bellow of Patrick Stewart at 2:20+ puts me right in the mood for an XXX flick..

"Space... the Final Frontier"

http://videosift.com/video/SFW-entire-XXX-Star-Trek-parody-scrubbed-of-naughty-bits

Hey, here is the whole movie -- scrubbed.

I'll admit it... I went looking.


They have lots of other cringeworthy stuff: http://axxxparody.com/

"Golden Girls a xxx parody" *shudder*

I laughed.

>> ^residue:

mmmm... chochup icing
>> ^quantumushroom:
These unimaginative parodies are a disgrace. Pr0n has a time and place. It no more belongs in the mainstream than the ketchup in your fridge belongs with the chocolate icing.

mmmm... chochup icing

>> ^quantumushroom:

These unimaginative parodies are a disgrace. Pr0n has a time and place. It no more belongs in the mainstream than the ketchup in your fridge belongs with the chocolate icing.

Your video, Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody [SFW trailer], has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

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Yeah, I was expecting to facepalm or cringe. Instead, this looks like it has a better basic plot than 50% of the actual Star Trek movies.

What gives, did an ex-TNG writer decide this was the only way to get his script to see the light of day?
>> ^Sarzy:

That looks like they're actually trying to tell a semi-credible Star Trek story. Not nearly as hilariously terrible as I thought it was going to be.

>> ^rychan:

But... But... that plot actually sounds interesting! WTF! Can I get a PG-13 version of this?


There's an R version of that Pirates porn...so yeah I'm sure they'll make one.

Only 16 views in an hour and a half? Hmmm. Let's see if we can change that by adding some more googleable words... natalie portman nude xxx monica belluci irreversible rape

That should do it.

Let me give you something more to work with:

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Better?