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leaning toward 'not seeing a courtroom'.

he mugged for the camera after his beating. likely planned and unlikely to receive any 'punitive' award. besides, neither were detained, and the injury looks slight. [the guy was able to see/walk/and communicate clearly.] would be interesting to see the report the officers took. if mike mentions the water bottle and the dufus doesn't deny it - ? don't know if that negates being the World Champion - but see this guy.


https://nypost.com/2022/04/22/man-punched-by-mike-tyson-on-plane-hires-lawyer-over-injuries/ he has a very punchable face.

the second video down details (would like to know where that drink went)
https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/21/mike-tyson-repeatedly-punches-man-face-plane-bloodies-passenger/

It is a bit unfair they didn't let Mika drive the better cars, he is the double world champion after all...

... World Champion...?

Dudes a world champion rock climber. Shame.

Both the parents are world champions in rock climbing....soooo yeah...there's that element to it.

Just for clarity, I know it's not a dupe from two things. For one, here is the original description from antonye (don't put it past him to edit it after this)


"The MotoGP Championship is the pinnacle of motorcycle racing; the motorcycle equivalent of F1 cars. Eight-times World Champion Valentino Rossi (#46) is defending his title against his team-mate Jorge Lorenzo (#99) in these last two laps of the Catalunya Grands Prix from 14th June 2009.

And yes, they're doing over 200mph (>325kph) when we first join them!

(commentary in Dutch, but you get the idea...)"


DO YOU HEAR ANY DUTCH IN THIS VIDEO?

Secondly, he posted his video 3 years before the one I posted was made.


Dick.

The World Champions wanted some jokes,
So they implored of the Sift's fine folks.
They even offered up prizes,
With an aim to entice us,
But got naught from these humorless blokes.

Thanks!

In reply to this comment by LarsaruS:
Wow. That was a lot better than I anticipated. *Promote

>> ^spoco2:

Ok. There's nothing wrong with masturbation at all, obviously.
But that's kind of an obsession. To be spending so much time masturbating to porn while you're actually in a relationship. That's a sign of some issues. And his like of anime characters because they're 'clean' and simplified points to issues too.

i think you totally misunderstood the situation.
maybe their current situation is better and more enjoyable than being alone.
and there's nothing wrong with liking sexual anime. he didn't say that was the only thing he liked.

She's now World Champion, too.

Classic.

enjoying stupid humor (which im sure we can all agree it is) does not make one stupid. I think that is the underlying issue here, at least the one i have a problem with. if slapstick, stupid humor, or whatever the hell else you wanna call this is not your cup of tea, no worries; different strokes for different folks. but when you want to point out all the persons who upvoted for the misogynistic, dumb fuck, witless, woman haters we so obviously are, then i think its time to climb down from that pedestal before you break your neck from turning your nose up so sharply

furthermore, in what ways is this video different from http://videosift.com/video/Kicked-In-The-Nuts-World-Record (particularly as it pertains to VS devolving into YT)? oh this one has a woman instead of a man, how silly of me (thats that super witty sarcasm at work there).
consider the following:
http://videosift.com/video/If-this-isnt-eia-NOTHING-IS
http://videosift.com/video/The-very-definition-of-Evolution-in-Action-20-seconds
http://videosift.com/video/An-EPIC-Nut-Shot
http://videosift.com/video/Slide-Divider-Vs-Nuts
http://videosift.com/video/Nut-Shot-World-Champion-Not-Removed-From-Gene-Pool
so on and so forth.

additionally, http://videosift.com/video/Topless-Chair-Jousting-New-Olympic-Sport-for-2012 is linked below in the related videos. ya its only got four votes (im a sucker for boobies so i upvoted, sue me for being a guy) and theres no controversy voiced in the comments to speak of.........what, really, is the damn difference?

my point being, if this humor suits you, upvote, if it doesnt, dont vote or downvote even, but can we please stop with the inquisition of gwizz and how much of a woman hater he is, and how derp he is for posting this, and how much of a saboteur he is, and how he wants VS to become stupid YT, pretty pretty please?

>> ^campionidelmondo:

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
What's to keep this from becoming the status quo if it isn't already? This, in a nutshell, is why I fear the Ron Paul Love-o-lution. Foxconn could not happen today in America because of regulations, but with each little bit of accountability that republicans, libertarians and democrats strip away, the closer we get.

You vote with your wallet, that's how. If you don't like the Foxconn way of business stop buying their products. It's more powerful and effective than any politician will ever be.


In a world where the most abusive corporations are the most successful, where wage slavery, layoffs and outsourcing equal Wall Street success, where Wal*Mart is the President of our consumerist democracy, the concept of "voting with you wallet" is impotent to the point of meaningless.

Foxconn makes products for both Apple and Microsoft, so people who want to vote against Foxconn with their wallets don't get to use computers or the internet. No food from big agra either, or drugs from big pharma, so dissenting members of a consumerist democracy don't get the luxury of produce or medicine.

Consumerism is not an effective form of democracy. "Voting with your wallet" is the kind of pseudo-populist nonsense that corporate think tanks come up with to manipulate gullible people. I'm surprised how successful they are in getting regular folks to regurgitate their propaganda, but I guess that's why they get the big bucks. A world champion has no business regurgitating this kind of propaganda.

Hey thanks! I didn't even know that you promoted this one! haha! Siftbot isn't sending me updates like he used to.

In reply to this comment by geo321:
*promote

There's just something about that phrase, "world champion anvil shooter" that I can't quite wrap my head around...