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Racist Australian Senator egged by hero kid

newtboy says...

Not for lack of effort by the righties who tried to break the boys neck 3-1.

Senator Fuck face was violent, not The Walrus. He punched over a moist tap, an expression of free speech, then his muscle goons really got violent.

The senator erased his condemnation by following it with the word "however". We all understand how that works. He was saying Muslims are evil, and their existence naturally leads to right wing terrorists, who aren't to blame.
Right wing people have already radicalized each other into full blown racists and aren't slowing on that front.

He was not attempting civil discourse, he was attempting racist scapegoating and victim blaming of the highest order....not a discourse at all but a diatribe.

Plenty of civil politicians have brushed off an egging, not him....not today's right.

transmorpher said:

.... Thankfully this time nobody got injured when the lefties lashed out.

Once again lefties do not understand a nuanced subject so they cling to moral outrage which quickly escalates to violence when they don't get their way - silencing free speech.

The senator was not blaming muslims for the attack, he specifically said there is no justification for the attack, and CONDEMNED THE ATTACK. He was saying that lefties are silencing free speech, and that in turn radicalizes right leaning people - which is a problem, because the last thing the world needs is right leaning people being radicalized into full blown racists - because nobody is allowed civil discourse, which divides people into extremes.

And this egging is a perfect analogy for the problem the senator was describing.


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The lefties have got people so scared to have civil discourse about immigration, integration and other similar issues that the only people not afraid to talk about it are genuine racists. This is a huuuuuuuuuuuge problem. And as a centrist, this frustrates me to no end, because I have racists on one side of me, and lefty fascists on the other - both of which foaming at the mouth.

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poolcleaner says...

I told you about strawberry fields
You know the place where nothing is real
Well here's another place you can go
Where everything flows
Looking through the bent backed tulips
To see how the other half lives
Looking through a glass onion
I told you about the walrus and me, man
You know that we're as close as can be, man
Well here's another clue for you all
The walrus was Paul
Standing on the cast iron shore, yeah
Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet, yeah

Damn, I wish I owned that 2250s collection. All I got is a 1950s collection. :=(

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Esoog (Member Profile)

Plizzanet Earth with Snoop Dogg - Walruses

newtboy says...

Nice....
...but unfortunately, I saw that episode (Nature on PBS?) and that polar bear starved to death. It had already been swimming for days before finding land, but was too weak to catch a calf.
It didn't look like a shortage of walruses, but polar bears are having a hard time of it. I can see why too, those walruses are TOUGH. It didn't seem the bear punctured skin. The walrus, on the other hand, did, leaving the bear unable to hunt at all. :-(
Sorry to be a Debbie Downer, but that's what really happened there.

Snoop was only on the wrong side because that bear was white. ;-)

Drew Carey - 101 Big Dick Jokes

notarobot says...

I couldn't find a video that didn't cut the sound off at then end, but I found a list for you and posted it here:

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lucky760 said:

Hey, I got robbed. Was that all 101? It seems to be cut off.

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If The Lion King Were Scientifically Accurate

ChaosEngine says...

Lol, I love when people put all these human concepts like love or nobility onto animals.

Animals are just as fallible as humans. They fight over females, and in many cases forcibly mount their "prize".

I remember watching an Attenborough documentary on walruses and how the females have to try to run past males in heat to get to the sea to get food for their cubs. A friend of mine watching it with me was horrified. "That's disgusting" she said. "Walruses are rapists!"

poolcleaner said:

My youth pastor had this saying about how humans are the only creatures that aren't monogamous. I guess he didn't see the Lion King. Thanks for the life lesson, Simba!

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