Hey, you sass that hoopy Chris Hadfield? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

See, always bring a towel.

Towels work in space?!

Whoa - is this fake?

Here's what I would've done -
knock on a nearby door of a fellow patron, but be discreet,
If no answer, knock on another door
when the patron answers, assert "Hello, I need your help, I'm naked and I've been locked out" -
could you please do me a favor and give me a towel and call down to the front desk and ask for a staff member to come up immediately, I'd really appreciate it.

That's what I would do.

At :30 there's enough time and cover for a talented slight of hand to swap out cans.

As for the pre-crushed pop can... go try pre-crushing a full pop can... go ahead... I'll go grab a towel, and maybe some bandaids.

Meanwhile in the real world...

Canada's first ice swimmer
His name is Paul Duffield and he became Canada’s first Ice Swimmer when he completed a one-mile swim at the Gellatley Bay Aquatic Park on Okanagan Lake.

Emerging from the lake triumphant but cold, he quickly began toweling off as his wife and friends tried to warm him up and keep the blood circulating.

The rules stipulate that the swim must be completed in water with a temperature colder than five degrees Celsius, and the swimmer can only wear a cap and suit (no wetsuit).

(an honour held by only 25 other swimmers worldwide. )

URL: http://www.castanet.net/news/West-Kelowna/84915/Iceman-swims-in-Okanagan-Lake
ALSO: http://www.castanet.net/news/West-Kelowna/84986/Canada-s-first-ice-swimmer

pumpkinandstorm: Replacing Marinated Pork Tenderloin with her highly-praised,

Filipino Eggrolls

6 packages of egg roll wraps
2 carrots
onion
granulated garlic
2 1/2 lbs lean ground beef
2 1/2 lbs lean ground pork
salt and pepper

- Put beef and pork into a bowl and mix together
- Chop carrots and onion into very fine pieces
- Add 1 1/2 tbsp salt, 3 tbsp pepper, 3 tbsp granulated garlic, onion and carrot to meat mixture and blend together.
- Open egg roll wraps and put 1 tbsp meat mixture on wrap and roll it up (jelly roll style) sealing with water on the bottom edge.
- Cover to prevent drying
- Heat oil in a skillet at medium to medium high heat
- Fry egg rolls about 2 - 3 minutes per side until nicely browned
- Drain on paper towels.
- Sprinkle both sides with salt

Ricky Gervais in Gold Lame, Daniel Radcliffe in a Towel has been added as a related post - related requested by grinter on that post.

As many times he calls for the death of anybody that draws a cartoon of a towel head and calls it Mohammed maybe he should take his own advice and become 'an hero'

>> ^Sagemind:

America is supposed to be that wonderland that everyone aspires to become - only it isn't.
The people around the world still hold on to that idea. By asking them to vote - they would project their vision of the ideal country upon the USA, instead of having the already jaded and defeated population do the voting.
It's always easier to see something from the outside.


The "jaded and defeated population" don't vote.

I can get a BBQ meatball sandwich delivered to my house if'n I don't feel like bothering with putting my shoes on. Just about any kind of food I desire is available to me. When I'm feeling olympic and must forage for food, I have my choice of 6 large chain grocery stores within three miles of my home. I have a car. I can go anywhere I please in this country without fear. I have 240 channels (60 HD) on my television. There's a convenience store two minutes in every direction from just about every square foot of this country (seemingly). I can hike in the wilderness far from "civilization" and not have to worry about bandits or terrorists, and because I have the entire fricking world in the palm of my hand, I'll never get lost. I don't have a computer. I have four computers with high speed access. I have running water; hot water on tap, a microwave, and more goddamn dishes and silverware and towels and t-shirts than any one person should ever need. I can go see the Blazers play, watch live jazz, a choice of music festivals during the spring and summer, live theater, short trip west to the beautiful Oregon coast, or trip south for the Timber Festival or one of several plays in Ashland at the Shakespearean Festival. When I opt to go see a movie over reading any damn book in the world on my Kindle, there's seven movie theaters in my area, and I can even afford the insane prices for soda and Raisenets. Education opportunities abound here, regardless of your age or income. You can learn how to fly a plane at several local small airports, or jump out of one. I have a "headphone drawer".

I make less money than the average American, and I'm RICH, and thankful that I was so damn lucky to be born in the United States of Wonderland.

Mr.Bennitt is correct, there really is no need to panic. Bet that vase/paper towel fella never followed ants around with a magnifier, either!

Happened to a neighbor of mine when I was a kid.
He had a vase of water in the windowsill and a roll of paper towels behind it. Luckily, I saw the smoke, and he only lost part of his kitchen.

>> ^Yogi:

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
It does feel like they are trying to distance themselves from Romney's stank, but they are also playing up Romney as an underdog victim of a liberal media. I've never known FOX to throw in the towel, so this must be part of some bigger strategy. October surprise?
>> ^Yogi:
Looks like Fox is preparing for when it has to say "Look these candidates sucked, we need better ones!"
Pretty interesting how this election is going to affect the Republican party going forward.


It seems to me that Fox would play the long game. They're not gonna put too many chips anywhere, they're here for keeps.


This would imply that truth, consistency and accuracy really mattered to FOX. Romney goes into the memory hole the day he loses. Bush was president for 8 fucking years and they've manage to wipe all records of his existence at FOX.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

It does feel like they are trying to distance themselves from Romney's stank, but they are also playing up Romney as an underdog victim of a liberal media. I've never known FOX to throw in the towel, so this must be part of some bigger strategy. October surprise?
>> ^Yogi:
Looks like Fox is preparing for when it has to say "Look these candidates sucked, we need better ones!"
Pretty interesting how this election is going to affect the Republican party going forward.



It seems to me that Fox would play the long game. They're not gonna put too many chips anywhere, they're here for keeps.

It does feel like they are trying to distance themselves from Romney's stank, but they are also playing up Romney as an underdog victim of a liberal media. I've never known FOX to throw in the towel, so this must be part of some bigger strategy. October surprise?
>> ^Yogi:

Looks like Fox is preparing for when it has to say "Look these candidates sucked, we need better ones!"
Pretty interesting how this election is going to affect the Republican party going forward.