Stone Cold Steve Autism says Drink Beer! WHAT?! Take an Adderall! WHAT?! Beat Debra! WHAT?! I said Beat Debra! WHAT?! You're distracting Stone Cold. WHAT?! I said Distract... WHAT?!

I now know too much about a soda can...

I now have junk data taking up storage space in my brain... I'll eventually have to format and reinstall

She can debone my grouse anytime

It was 100% dead on for my life.

Married wrong person, sucks it took child and nasty divorce, child support I couldn't afford, my job going out of business. Debtors prison for unpaid child support. My plan out was file disability it was approved, medicare pad my child support and I'm free again and a misogynist, my ex a misandrist she disappeared with son, last I saw him he was 2, he would be 16 now and he doesn't know me and I can't find him.

I'm now dying of heart failure and will never see or know my son nor him me and if my ex was in front of me I'd murder her.

This video is definitely spot on.

Dead again, taken down..odd the dupes getting removed

screw this guy I do it wrong cause it tastes better

this guy is a retard, there is no right way to eat, if it tastes good eat it.

some people think dog is wrong, I've had dog when I was stationed in South Korea, it's actually quite damn good. But this guy would probably think i ate it wrong

Can you use it in a sentence?

"Yes... What up my negus, you know what they call a shift change at Mcdonalds? renege......word"

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
Well if your name was AAAHHWYUEYUEYEYEYYYEWEEEUUUUEEEEEE
You'd run away too...

Why does Helen Keller wear skin tight pants? So you can read her lips!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Polio! she had everything else.

Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised? Her boyfriend was blind, too.

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

nyuck nyuck nyuck