@kevingrr
who said anything about feelings?
while i actually share your optimism and am nowhere near the nihilistic philosophy that carlin is bemoaning in this clip,i also have my eyes wide open.

i realize that the computer i am using to converse with you was due to the exploitation of workers on the other side of the globe.that some 15 year old indonesian worked 16 hours so he/she could buy a bowl of rice and live in an apartment with 20 other people.or that the 5$ pair of nike shorts i am wearing was made by some worker in bangledesh who made 27 cents and sleeps in a tin shack covered with plastic bags.

i live in a country where ones self-worth is directly related to what they can buy.people are judged by what they own.how they look.how they make their living.

when you compare the social attitudes,in regards to community, from 50 years ago to now the radical changes are immense.

this is what carlin was addressing.
that basically your only redeeming social value is your ability to buy useless crap.

argue all you want about which pair of shoes is better,or whats the best toilet paper but dont ever question the system.

carlin is just lamenting the willful ignorance of an american populace that has been brainwashed into believing that they are the center of the universe.

and you are right.there has been improvement,but in other countries.
it is america that is circling the drain.

the toilet paper roll one doesn't work for me, whichever way I try it, the result is that it stands up on it's end less than 10% of the time, and there isn't a big difference which way I drop it.

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Sí, señor(it)a.

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>> ^ant:
ICN (I care not).
>> ^pumkinandstorm:
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FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!
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>> ^lantern53:
Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.

/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! try saying that 5 times fast

Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...


Oh reallllyyyyy???? Is THAT why you're hiding out on YOUR profile instead of daring to come over to mine to say that????

>> ^ant:
ICN (I care not).
>> ^pumkinandstorm:
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FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!
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>> ^lantern53:
Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.

/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! try saying that 5 times fast

Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...


Oh reallllyyyyy???? Is THAT why you're hiding out on YOUR profile instead of daring to come over to mine to say that????

ICN (I care not).

>> ^pumkinandstorm:

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FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!
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>> ^lantern53:
Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.

/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! try saying that 5 times fast

Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...

In reply to this comment by ant:
FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!

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>> ^lantern53:

Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.


/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! *try saying that 5 times fast*


Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...

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>> ^lantern53:

Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.


/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! *try saying that 5 times fast*

>> ^notarobot:

Sigh. Bill-O isn't actually stupid. He is articulate, and well spoken, and has a toilet paper roll up to his eye of his mind when he looks at the tiny tiny piece of the world that he represents.
He is right that the world is changing, but I wish he, and people like him would take off their blinders so he (and others) could grow to change with it, instead of complaining that the changes (many of which are set in motion when his generation was young) are taking place.


You're absolutely right, America has since the 60s been becoming more civilized. This is why people talk about the 60s as the time of troubles, this horrible time where there was too much democracy and crazy people were civilizing the nation. All these new movements started happening, carrying on into the 70s. We could admit the horrible crimes we committed to take this country from it's Native population which we exterminated. Heck look at colleges...before the 60s it was white deferential males. Now it's half women, a third minorities. Heck at my college as a white guy I'm in the minority! That's unheard of 50 years ago.

So BillO does have a point, but he's talking about it like it's a bad thing. He's on the wrong side of history.

Sigh. Bill-O isn't actually stupid. He is articulate, and well spoken, and has a toilet paper roll up to his eye of his mind when he looks at the tiny tiny piece of the world that he represents.

He is right that the world is changing, but I wish he, and people like him would take off their blinders so he (and others) could grow to change with it, instead of complaining that the changes (many of which are set in motion when his generation was young) are taking place.

>> ^spoco2:

Yeah, but has he actually cut them all the way through? I would say not, so you're left with pizza with essentially perforation marks that you still have to tear apart.
just like toilet paper...i bet it tastes like that too

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"Next year, toilet paper."

Yeah.. No. I'm not shaking my ass twelve times and using one sheet of toilet paper. I want that bitch CLEAN!

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>> ^Boise_Lib:

>> ^criticalthud:
>> ^MilkmanDan:
>> ^CrushBug:
I think I just discovered a new hotel hobby.

Seconded... Then again, why stop at Leviticus?

the bible is excellent as a fire starter or as toilet paper in a pinch. or if you need something to waive at people while you judge them.
if no bible, see if you can find L. Ron Hubbards Dianetics
Or John Smiths Book of Mormon
or Mohammed's Koran
or some other piece of ignorant lunacy written by fools

Joseph Smith. (dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb) Not that I care.


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