Not a downvote spree, I watch these videos on other sites and come here and see them after already watching them and I vote on them, call it what you want but I have viewed the video and voted accordingly. So if it seems that boneremake downvoted a video and twenty seconds later another, your sure to saint judith's titties I have watched them and I am expressing my voting abilities to their extent.

I apologize when I mean it, people saying sorry over stupid little trivial shit like that is not my style, your feelings are not my concern, they are a your problem not a my problem. Yes I am an asshole and my words are blabbering of a jack ass, totally well aware of that.

You auta try out reddit.com, my account goes from -80 downvotes to +220 in a couple hours. One lil vote down your submission of a video someone else made shouldn't be much of a concern to you, yet it always seems to be.

'Wanna drop some acid and go inside the titty bar?'
'No, it's 8:15 in the morning.'

And?

Finally a movie starring Kristen Stewart that looks like it could be fun. The last one was Panic Room.

After the clarification, the dad thought he said "titties" and said sure...

Instead of titties he should've said pussies.

Pimpin cos kids are adorable
http://videosift.com/video/Can-I-pet-your-titties

http://videosift.com/video/George-Lucas-Says-Jedis-Can-Get-Married-To-A-Childs-Delight

It's great for rubbing on your titties (apparently, I haven't tried it myself)

I guess I sort of fell behind on all the hype, but seeing Jonathan Pryce in this blood titty bath gets me hyped!

Upvote for the titty tunnel.

In Russian death trips, boobs stare at you.

"Sorry 'bout your titties". - CaptainDouce

Or maybe sorry that you have severe medical distress regardless of the part of your body that is affected.

This is what I would call *terrible humanity if I was so privileged.

Stop teasing that poor baby with a fake titty! He's hungry!

SP were like Spinal Tap for real..."Feel The Steel"..."Balls Out"..."All You Can Eat??"...Titty-baring album titles. Ever wonder why ya never heard 'Fuck all Night & Party All Day' on the radio? Was it that it might have worked too well for advertisers??

Don't be so sexist. I too have ass and titties.

I only upvoted because I'm a sexist pig (titties!). The video fails in two points.
1. The nerdy guy in the second ad isn't hot by any definition (sorry dude) but the nerdy girl is just an attractive woman wearing glasses. Is it really so hard to find an ugly woman? Seriously, can we please stop that stupid idea that glasses make people ugly? And no, I don't wear any.
2. Why do men look ridiculous in these ads and womwen don't? What a stupid question.
Imagine a very attractive woman wearing nothing but knee high socks posing in different ways. Most of these possible poses will look more or less sexual/sexy, a few vulgar and even fewer acrobatic/weird. There will very, very, very few poses where she's going to look stupid.
Now imagine a very attractive man wearing nothing but knee high socks posing the same way. How many poses can you picture in your mind until you reach one that looks ridiculous? How many can you imagine that don't look ridiculous at all?
And now, for the extra challenge, imagine the guy having a huge erection. Yep, it get's harder (not an intended pun).
The male body with it's floppy dong is as naturally ridiculous as the female body is naturally sexy. It's very deeply ingrained in our human minds. That's why most jokes about homosexuality make make men their butt (yes, that pun was intended and I think it's pure genius, thankyouverymuch).