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Disruptive Boebert Removed From Theater

newtboy says...

ROTFLMFAHS!!

Thinking there was only one blurry video from an old security camera, her office put out a statement completely denying that she was vaping (people must have been confused by the fog from stage she claimed) or being disruptive.

Sadly for her another video has been released showing clearly that she was definitely vaping and continued after being asked to stop by the pregnant woman in the next seat, was not only filming but taking pictures using her flash, disrupting the performance, was singing loudly, talking, laughing, dancing wildly bumping the man in the next seat, and with hundreds of children in attendance is being publicly groped by her john who reaches over for a handful of grandma titty and when he stops she grabs his hand and puts it back on her boob.

Let’s hope she’s too busy walking the streets to remember to vote against changing the debt ceiling in two weeks like she forgot last time.

Big Red - 1964

StukaFox says...

They got so much right on that one! Today, we actually have trucks and they use engines -- who could have possibly foreseen such wonders in the darkest ages of the late 1960s?! Surely, this is the result of witchcraft combined with technology and just a wee pinch of leaded gasoline and DDT.

Next week on "Our Amazing Future": an astounding device will wait until your wife is asleep and then deliver an unstoppable deluge of pornography directly to you from all over the world -- in COLOR!!

Military scientists are already hard at work on the "inter-net", by which the conveyance of rank smut into your bedroom will forever put to rest that embarrassing walk over to BIG TONY'S TIT-A-TORIUM for your weekly purchases of "Giant Goddamn Asses" and "Judy Hopps Confidential." Apparently you'll also be able to get news and culture and all that other who-cares bullshit, like anyone gives a fuck since there's gonna be way hella titties! And grey fur.

Can someone please recommend a good mental health specialist?

Mordhaus (Member Profile)

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Titties are not Pockets

StukaFox says...

Wait, hold on -- I'm kinda confused.

I believe I've seen titties before, or at least I think I have. They're those things that women have so they can tell whether it's cold or not just by looking down. Those are them, right?

Ok, so here's where I'm getting confused: the "titties" I've seen, they go kinda 'out', right? Like, they stick all out and stuff. Now, pockets, on the other hand, they're 'in', because that's where you stick your hands when you see some really nice titties.

Ergo, if titties are 'out' and pocket are 'in', how can titties be pockets? Wouldn't the de facto resting state of titties negate their usefulness as pocket? I mean, like, if you tried to stuff your wallet in your titties, it'd just fall on the ground and you'd be all, "Huh, my wallet is on the ground and it's apparently a little chilly today."

Y'know what? I've had enough of this shit -- I'd like to speak to the manager, please.

Mordhaus (Member Profile)

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Dave Grohl Tells Jane Kennedy The Greatest Story Ever

Isle of Man TT - Closer To The Hedge! - Rhencullen

officer Izzo-a message and a plea to the public

enoch says...

@newtboy
hey i was offering a video from another perspective,the cops perspective.

but i have watched more than one of his videos.

i didn't post this as an excuse for bad policing,or just plain bad cops.

i was a bouncer,a bartender,a titty bar dj.i have seen my fair share of shit cops,and also good ones.

i think izzo is one of the good ones.you disagree.

meh.../shrugs

*kill

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New Supermodel Won't Be Retouched Without a Fight

Silicone Breast Implants in the Dark

newtboy jokingly says...

Nice. I love the idea.
Giving new meaning to the phrase "flashing your titties".

entr0py said:

That is kind of mesmerizing. It's only a matter of time before they make ones that light up from within. I mean you're already doing an implant, why not add some features.

Silicone Breast Implants in the Dark

Boob/Face Swap Live



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