When it comes to Spiderman and Spiderwoman it could actually be argued that it is sexist to consider the Spiderwoman image offensive and the Spiderman image inoffensive. And.... GO!

My first thought when the video started was 'I recall Spiderman being in exactly that position, repeatedly, so what's the problem?', then he pointed that out too.

Brilliantly constructed argument that the professionally offended would do well to listen to and understand. There is a clear context in which being offended makes sense and outside of that context you end up doing damage to the cause you were championing.

Under the banner of equality, the magazine writers created a problem where there wasn't one previously. If anything, the Spiderwoman drawing championed equality. And now people will think twice before drawing Spiderwoman doing the same things Spiderman does - what a great day for equality!

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Who knew Spiderman rode a bike?

Amazing! 28 more star points and I'd *quality

9.5 for the insane dismount

*dead er than Sonys Amazing Spiderman franchise....

Talk about diluting the brand. I hope at least the origin stories are unique. Unlike Spiderman and the re-boot, were there were hundreds of modified/radioactive spiders. That made it seem like just anyone could get bitten and become another Spiderman.

Please tell me this isn't "Batman Kids" or something.

Listen up, comic book peoples. Drop the goddamn everything is all connected at the origin plot device.

Man of Steel did it and did it badly; Kal-El isn't just superman, he's Krypton Jesus.

The Amazing Spiderman did it and completely fucking missed the point of Spiderman; Peter Parker becomes Spiderman because of genetic destiny instead of, ya know, accepting that responsibility comes with power(which is only his fucking motto).

Even Hulk did it.

And now we see that Bruce Wayne interacts with Catwoman, and the Riddler etc as a child? sigh...

On the other hand... yay Major Rawls is back!

So I'm with @RFlagg on this one. Not expecting much, but willing to be pleasantly surprised.

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It was Spiderman 2 : )

The Superman 1978 film was an enigma, for being a superhero film that didn't absolutely suck.
Then there were the Burton Batman films, which had something special to them that made us feel comic films weren't horribly cheesy.
Then there was a break for a decade of suck, before the first X-men film found that missing link between fantasy and humanity that audiences could relate with on a realistic level. It was bolstered by the first Spiderman, and then the Iron Man film really cemented the legitimacy of comic-based films from there.
That's not even mentioning the Dark Knight films.
But has anyone noticed that gradual slide into mediocrity/laughability in the last few years/sequels? Everything since then has lost that human element that could make us relate to the protagonists and suspend our disbelief, and for me it's felt that everything in this genre has slid backwards to that immature and unrealistic setting.
Meh.

Speed Racer was fantastic!
...I'm pretty sure that unscrupulous promotion of Spiderman 3 had something to do with the negative reviews.

What I don't get is how Hollywood has apparently ignored the lesson of Spiderman 3 where they simply tried to do WAY too much in one movie and unsuccessfully tried to pull off 3 villain plots.

Iron Man 3 was just all over the place, The extremis plot, the Mandarin plot, Tony's little mental breakdown thing, the kid sidekick thing. It was so unfocused. Instead of doing one story well, they tried to pull of 3-4 stories poorly.

Maya Hansen was pretty crucial to the comic book Extremis story, but in the movie she was completely useless and was nothing but another woman for Tony to flirt with.

spiderman one would have been better. Drop some dude off a descender line

Sorry, I couldn't really get past the casting of Spiderman as the narrator, ugh!