Snakes like a plane?

I think you misunderstand my opinion of TLJ here.

Had this video been used to build a script for TLJ, it would have been better than TLJ because ANYTHING would have been better.

As evidence, we can compare TLJ to a two-hour video of a garbage fire, and indeed, the garbage fire would have had better writing.

The movie was terrible.

If they were going to have vaudevillian humour in the opening scenes with Poe prank-calling Hux---while dozens of star destroyers with hundreds (thousands?) of fighters sit there idle----they may as well have gone full 'Snakes on a Plane' B-movie fan service and let Ackbar do the same thing with an "it's a trap" gag. But that wouldn't do, because that would involve some kind of consistency. And one thing I can't stand is scripts and characters in stories that contradict their own being.

e.g. Luke "I see good in the most evil villain of movie history" Skywalker considering killing his own nephew, because maybe he's too far gone. Darth Vader wasn't too far gone, but somehow the son of Leia and Han was? See how that kinda goes against Luke's character? There are a million ways they could have written the fall of Ben Solo into the dark side that didn't involve violating the essence of existing characters.

A garbage fire wouldn't have done that. A garbage fire would have known better.

TLJ was terrible movie that just happened to have the massive budget for some cool special-effects scenes and some A-list actors wasted on an awful script with a thin, scattered plot.

Now maybe TLJ is your favourite movie, and if so, whatevs. We just have different taste I guess. I'm not going to get into a flame war over a garbage-fire.

Kevin wont be asked to be in Snakes on a Plane II.

I think the plot for Snakes on a Plane was more believable. (There are actually way more snakes than Mormons in the world.)

Looking at this downvote-fest clearly shows that mental illness is like flying planes and swimming with sharks. Everytime something horrible happens involving planes, sharks or insane people it's on the news, becoming the big story. Somebody shot up a school, details at five o'clock. Every fucking time.
These stories of terrible perril and death are so interesting, we make the best blockbuster cinema out of them: Psycho, Jaws and Snakes on a Plane (the double whammy of scary things!).
We're conditioned to fear that stuiff, we're comfortable fearing that. It looks and sounds scary and everybody can come up with easily terrifying scenarios.
Nobody is afraid of driving their car though. I wonder what the statistics make of that.
First of all, "better lock her up, she might get herself killed" is not an argument to lock up the crazy lady, it is an argument to lock up the postal worker. Before he goes postal on her. Yeah, that was a great pun, you better clap. But I meant: before he stands his ground.
Second, "she might be dangerous!"
Really? How do you know? Should we get the cops to taser her into submission? How would you like that video, "mentally ill woman tasered by cops"?
I see no weapon, I see no hint of her trying to get too close to that guy. She vents some paranoia and then leaves. She goes away. That's it.
Sure, her other videos may make her creepier but that's her thoughts she posting. I'm a man. If I'd walk around with a camera and record every thought of mine, I'd probably been locked away by now because there's a lot of people I'd like to shoot. In my thoughts. Not even touching upon the sex stuff here. Our thoughts tend to be weird and creepy. It applies to all of us.
Hers are just of the rails, as in mentally ill. And she's oversharing.
And finally, I'm not Chairman Woo but I endorse his message. And he saved me lots of typing.

"First person to make a Snakes on a Plane joke looses."

How about "tightening" your spelling skillz?

Ooh, nailed it!

Between this and FDR: American Badass, it looks to be a helluva year for Nazi killin'.

And I am totally digging the trend of big-budget camp revival.
Hollywood garbage that takes itself seriously...ugh
Hollywood garbage that shamelessly embraces shittiness WITHOUT holding back (*cough* snakes on a plane), I can live with!

>> ^ant:

>> ^chilaxe:
>> ^ant:
Only one snake.

Haha... I saw your comment when I skimmed through my email notification, but I didn't see who made the comment. I said, "That sounds exactly like Ant."

"And then?"


And then I had good luck for an entire year!

This is actually a deleted scene from snakes on a plane.

>> ^chilaxe:

>> ^ant:
Only one snake.

Haha... I saw your comment when I skimmed through my email notification, but I didn't see who made the comment. I said, "That sounds exactly like Ant."


"And then?"

>> ^ant:

Only one snake.


Haha... I saw your comment when I skimmed through my email notification, but I didn't see who made the comment. I said, "That sounds exactly like Ant."

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Tarantinesque' to 'pulp fiction, jackie brown, shaft, snakes on a plane, samuel l jackson, motherfucker' - edited by xxovercastxx

This is just bizarre. I hadn't ever heard of the comic so I was expecting something along the lines of Snakes on a Plane or Hot Tub Time Machine. That this is given a serious treatment makes it interesting to me. Maybe it won't be good; surely it's a bit *wtf; but at least it's not another intentionally dumb movie.

This video has been seconded as a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof seconded with isdupe by ant.