OVER THE LINE!
Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.

Favourites

1) Season - Autumn (which intrigues me)
2) Place in the world - woods. coast. bluebells.
3) Children's book - Magnus Powermouse
4) TV Series - I collect them (alias/24/buffy/angel/babylon5/west wing) but possibly west wing if pushed. (edit FireFly)
5) Word - nembler
6) Film - LOTRO-(extended edition all 3 parts as 1)
7) Curse - bollocks. it sounds good. satisfying. improves with volume.
Creature - Smokey
9) Past time - completing System Shock 1 for the first time on 4/4/4/3
10)Person - ... I have many important people, but I would like to have 1

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Cat. Yes they are evil bastards. Evil bastards need love too.
12) Sweet or savoury - savoury. Take my chocolate and I will eat you for it.
13) Cereal or Toast - Hot toast with butter and things made by someone else is wonderous
14) Tan or pale - pale. I think. Try me.
15) Shoes or barefoot - barefoot when warm and soft and nice
16) Desktop or laptop - Desktop. Laps are for other things
17) Drive or walk - Drive. But walking to work is great.
18) Drama or comedy - Good drama lasts. Good comedy was funny.
19) Sex or food - Both (sex involves eating)
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Futurama. Simpsons hasn't been funny in a long time. it is tiered. it should mumble quietly in an old peoples home.

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - I love that this sifted
22) A great comment on one of your vids - This comment by Constitutional_Patriot
23) Most off the wall member - I dont keep my member on the wall? oh, VS, sorry...
24) Favourite user name -
25) Your most used channel - comedy/music
26) Personal dumbass moment - submitting a vid to rant about something, and then deciding the vid was itself guilty of thing it/I was ranting about and discarding it.
27) Best avatar - probably mlx or oxdottir
28) Partner in crime - my15Min for TED pimping might be closest
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Yes. My t-shirt tells them so.
30) Idea for the site - Sifter dating.

About you

31) Where do you live - Penryn Cornwall, UK
32) Smoker/non-smoker - Non. Have smoked cigars for the taste. I stopped when passive smoking from friends ceased being unpleasant...
33) Left or right handed - right
34) Hair colour - brown. whats left. or strange colours in the beard.
35) Relationship status - interested
36) How tall - 5-10 with heals
37) Children - Not yet.
38) Ever had an operation - 6 ish. (and this isnt a pissing competition but for me septoplasty was the least. GA and a bit of bleeding)
39) Best feature - feel free to find out and complement me
40) Use four words to describe yourself - my dream was nice</yawning>

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Elvis. he could convince people he really died. only he could.
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - cancer research
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - me!
44) Relive a moment in your life - smokey
45) Have a superpower -
flight
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - did she?
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - gwizz mrfisk and farhad have this covered, but AC's would not be a fair exchange
48) Be president for one hour - release any sealed evidence on the bush years incompetence (including anything incriminating a certain my blair)
49) Delete a period in history - -10 AD to +10 AD and such like
50) Achieve one thing - contentment

Smokey Borough Palin.

Edit: Just noticed someone already used the word "Smoke". Damnit! Uhh, Savory Reindeerhunter Palin.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Ike, winnie, the, pooh, teddybear, smokey' to 'Ike, winnie, the, pooh, teddybear, smokey, bear suit, teddy' - edited by MarineGunrock

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Foul. Stepped over the line.

This isn't nam, smokey, there are rules..... DOES NOBODY ELSE HERE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? MARK IT ZERO.

The melody of this tune is similar to "On top of old smokey, all covered with cheese." I said similar, not identical.

LOL SMOKEY CHINEE

Reminds me of my cat Smokey. She was siamese and great. She had a kiddny infection about half way through her life, and got very ill for a few days, but with the vets help she pulled through. I think one of the kiddneys may have failed, but i cant remember the details now. She was back to being active after she recovered and lasted 13 years being loveable. I hope Maceo makes it too.

Thanks, DFT. Only you can prevent oddly creepy videos from dying in the PQ!

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
*GetYourSmokeyOn

hehe.
fortunately, they're not supposed to smack you in the face like that, anymore.
at least, not in the af.

but hey, this was nam-era mc, and they had no illusions about where they were going.

now the worst you'll normally get, physically?
is that while they're barking in your face, they'll use the very stiff brim of that 'Smokey the Bear' hat, and headbutt you with it, mid-forehead.

eyeball 'em back, they could almost break your nose with that thing next time.

found in http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=50986--

This is what Elvis had to say about the song:

"Every Day I Write The Book" is kind of a hack pop song. It doesn't have any feeling behind it. It's just an exercise in writing that sort of bad Smokey Robinson song with all the tricks of the trade...To balance [the album], we had a thing like "Everyday I Write The Book," that anybody could whistle, and that was written in 10 minutes, as a spoof. Originally I tried to do it as a lovers' rock song, and then we grafted on this kind of modern rhythmic treatment. It always begged to be done in some kind of pop style."

LOL "Smokey The Bitch"

nice road animation..funny to see smokey glasses in an antropomorphic car

I wanna see this promoted

I'm in Canada, but the direct Adult Swim embeds have been working for me for a couple of weeks now . Thanks

In reply to this comment by ant:
Fixed. http://www.videosift.com/video/Robot-Chicken-Smokey-the-Bear-S3-E4 Hope you're not outside of USA.


In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
*dead