I would have thought carrying medication for some of the less attractive diseases or ailments would make their day. Second thought, being caught carrying a selection of pills would probably land you in a whole other world of trouble, best stick to creams or other things with big labels...

How about a variety of sex toys, novelty contraceptives and different flavours of lube?

Somebody needs to design sex toys for a guy hung like me...



I was thinking about getting into buckytubes >> ^KnivesOut:

@rottenseed PLASTICS

You're reading far too much into it man. I didn't post the video of the boob rolling, I just thought it was funny. I'm allowed to promote all I like. My view of women is fine. I'm engaged and I have plenty of female friends. I also do not want the sift to turn into pornsift, that would suck. I do want people to stupid videos are little less seriously and focus on the videos that they like. There's plenty of content here, enough to satisfy any need, be it obscure animation to awesome jazz, to old interviews with einstein. Just because a few videos that aren't to your taste comes by, don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. You're allowed to be a stick in the mud, that's totally your right. You are also very much allowed to hate the video I posted and downvote it. It's a stupid video, I know it. That's what downvotes are for.

"He's got real problems with women and wants to turn videosift into redtube!!" <- that's just you inventing a narrative in true fox fashion to suit your needs. I don't have any problems with women and videosift is fine the way it is.
Why doesn't anyone think of the poor frog in all this?? It's the pinnacle of sifting with a whopping 138 votes.

>> ^MonkeySpank:

I don't see why religion has anything to do with this, although I applaud this man for his take on religion. Homosexuality is natural - everything occurring on this planet is natural. Nature makes no mistakes, it dictates and changes trends. In this case, we are overpopulating the planet, our sperm count is dropping, and more developed nations are becoming asexual or homosexual. Look at Japan, it's a very populated nation, but they can't get their kids to marry, let alone have children - The Japanese youth is addicted to sex toys. It's all natural trend which may or may not revert, and only the feeble minded would bring religion and a 3000 year old book written totally out of context to an argument like this.
On a side note, my wife went to church about 6 months ago while she was visiting PA, and the main topic of the sermon was about how church men don't have sex with their women because they are addicted to porn.
Talk about hypocrisy...
In short, I know my homosexual neighbor is real and has feelings; I don't know if God exists, let alone worry about how God feels.


While I agree with your sentiment, cyanide is also natural as is violence and the need to eat other living creatures to sustain yourself. Natural and moral aren't equal. I am not attesting that Homosexuality is immoral, just that it being natural is not a moral argument in the least.

I don't see why religion has anything to do with this, although I applaud this man for his take on religion. Homosexuality is natural - everything occurring on this planet is natural. Nature makes no mistakes, it dictates and changes trends. In this case, we are overpopulating the planet, our sperm count is dropping, and more developed nations are becoming asexual or homosexual. Look at Japan, it's a very populated nation, but they can't get their kids to marry, let alone have children - The Japanese youth is addicted to sex toys. It's all natural trend which may or may not revert, and only the feeble minded would bring religion and a 3000 year old book written totally out of context to an argument like this.

On a side note, my wife went to church about 6 months ago while she was visiting PA, and the main topic of the sermon was about how church men don't have sex with their women because they are addicted to porn.

Talk about hypocrisy...

In short, I know my homosexual neighbor is real and has feelings; I don't know if God exists, let alone worry about how God feels.

>> ^mkknyr:

>> ^shinyblurry:
What Dan Savage does isn't sex. It's consensual sodomy. Thats part of what evil does is redefine the meanings of things. The love that two gay men have for eachother is not beautiful, it is repulsive. God does not approve of their union, and they should never be married. What they love is sin, and sin is not beautiful. It is an abomination before the Lord..

did god create monkeys? did god create frogs? can these animals sin?
http://videosift.com/video/Monkey-Using-Frog-as-Sex-Toy


Oh don't be silly, Animals don't have souls.

I mean, it's not like god created them and asked noah to save two of every animal on a boat the size of texas so he could let them pass through the pearly gates. That would just be stupid.

>> ^shinyblurry:

What Dan Savage does isn't sex. It's consensual sodomy. Thats part of what evil does is redefine the meanings of things. The love that two gay men have for eachother is not beautiful, it is repulsive. God does not approve of their union, and they should never be married. What they love is sin, and sin is not beautiful. It is an abomination before the Lord..


did god create monkeys? did god create frogs? can these animals sin?
http://videosift.com/video/Monkey-Using-Frog-as-Sex-Toy

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he left his sex toy in the trunk of that first car

Just what I always wanted, a girl that needs a 200 foot tall, 100 ton mechanical sex toy to have a real orgasm.

Eat monkey dick you fucking frog!

I don't see who failed at what here. As if a sex toy is surprising to see in a suitcase of all places.

If it had been a handgun or say.. rocket launcher. That's more up to par.

Is this the roast? It's more like a vegetarian barbecue, complete with soy hot dogs. Or as blankfist calls them, "edible sex toys." That's not mayo, folks.

Sigh. This is lamer than Michael J. Fox shaking hands with Muhammad Ali while Stephen Hawking does the fox trot.

Hello, is this thing on?

These roasts are becoming so tired, I feel like I'm watching a Ben Stein documentary during a gas leak. Someone light a match and end this suffering.

I guess I should say something about Kulpims, since it's his party, right? Sure.

Kulpims is a foreigner, and I distrust all foreigners. I also distrust Foreigner, because they sing "I Want to Know What Love Is." Which is a song about Ike Turner, I believe. I can't remember. I'm baked off my ass right now. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, fuck Foreigner. and Fuck foreigners. But not Kulpims, because he probably has AIDS or gonorrhea or scurvy, like a pirate. Speaking of pirates, have you seen that one movie where the guy is all like, AAARGH! That shit was hella awesome. But anyway, Kulpims is...uh...Eritrean, right? Or is he Scandinavian? I forget. He's one of those white dudes who rides his bicycle in circles and shoots documentaries about evolution. Or was that Bob Crane? Yeah, that's it. Kulpims is the guy who shoots bondage film and whacks off while hitting himself with a flagellation stick. What was I talking about? Oh yeah:

Fuck Foreigner.









Anybody got any French Onion Dip?

I always thought that Twister was made as a sex toy. Glad they're being honest with themselves now!