Cheap cologne will only take away from the K-Y/motor oil fusion that I normally reek of. It's either that or a mix of hair gel, axe, and gelato.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i collect sex toys. you are no match for any of them. and i can smell the cheap cologne dripping off of your pictures.


In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Don't let the exterior fool you...I'm more jew nerd than I appear. I like being prematurely judged because it makes me more secure about "premature" problems I have of my own. For best viewing effect of my pictures, turn you vibrator to level 8...it hurts so good, don't it?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
the rain finally stopped. i hope youre dead.

also, i smelled around your blog. you look like more guido douchebag than i would have expected.

i collect sex toys. you are no match for any of them. and i can smell the cheap cologne dripping off of your pictures.


In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Don't let the exterior fool you...I'm more jew nerd than I appear. I like being prematurely judged because it makes me more secure about "premature" problems I have of my own. For best viewing effect of my pictures, turn you vibrator to level 8...it hurts so good, don't it?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
the rain finally stopped. i hope youre dead.

also, i smelled around your blog. you look like more guido douchebag than i would have expected.

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I'm in a healthy relationship, thankyouverymuch

I wouldn't wanna be caught dead in there either...
I hope the sex toy was worth it.

>> ^Throbbin:
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.


You have got to be kidding me.

That is EXACTLY what I was just about to write.

^ Pineapples really make the worst sex toys, trust me.

Even hard core dykes like cock shaped sex toys. Gold!

How did I miss this?

Marrow Miner, eh? Sounds like the kind of sex toy you'd only find in Dutch sex shops.

Pelvis-Penetrator Mk I

So gwiz, you went and blew your wad early "in true blankfist fashion", eh? So which is it - 'like father, like son'? Or is it just stuff that rubs off in between lovers? (for fuck's sake, don't answer that!) In any case, congratulations on killing the last chance you ever had for getting pussy by suggesting the two of you have got something going on - there are just some stains that can never be scrubbed off... *shudders*

Anyway, forget about that creepy stalker - we have a public masturbator/rapist to discuss.

blankfist. I'd begin with "The man. The legend" but the scientific community hasn't reached a consensus on the former statement, although that doesn't mean her prostate isn't pumping in anticipation. Let me just say that this was the only time I ever laughed at a comment of yours, blankfist. I think you are a lot funnier when you stick with what you know best, which is zoophilia.

Unfortunately I can't stay and chat at the moment; it's an effort not giving in to suicide because of the strain of horrific memories associated with you, but I think you'll enjoy this *quality video I submitted for you.

Rofl! There are some gems in that play list though. I just randomly clicked through some. There's one where bunch young girls got pulled over for speeding on their way to a sex toys party. And then there's one where a lady pukes on the repo-man. This is a goldmine!

And of course

"Eat monkey dick you fucking frog!"
- blankfist

Very, very lowbrow but at least equally, if not more, memorable: A pearl of wisdom from philosopher blankfist.

"Sex-toy party" sounds like a lonely, sad swinger party...

>> ^alien_concept:
Hahaha! Yeah my mate does sex toy parties, i've heard about most. But a couple of them were new to me! Thanks EDD. Still the point being, none of them do all of it and when they say soft and bendy etc, they mean it's not solid. Believe me when I say that they're not even close to what i'm thinking about
Bottom line, it's much more fun having a cock

Tags for this video have been changed from 'sex toy, vacuum, data, virtual sex' to 'sex toy, vacuum, data, virtual sex, wanking device' - edited by Fusionaut