Hahaha! Yeah my mate does sex toy parties, i've heard about most. But a couple of them were new to me! Thanks EDD. Still the point being, none of them do all of it and when they say soft and bendy etc, they mean it's not solid. Believe me when I say that they're not even close to what i'm thinking about

Bottom line, it's much more fun having a cock

Tell me a_c, you're relatively inexperienced in regards to this whole notion of sex-toys, aren't you?

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_{N.B. This shouldn't imply that I am obsessed with sex-toys to anyone. Knowledge is inherently a good thing. Expanding your horizons isn't anything to be ashamed of. Also, I am actually the guy in this video.}

Porn is yet again pushing technology forward. You just know the first authentic looking robots will be sex toys.

Yeah, what's wrong with you people? Siding with Bale?

All he accomplished with his little tirade is to prove he has anger issues (didn't he assault his MOTHER not too long ago?), and that as a celebrity he thinks he has the right to treat others like sub-human punching bags.

The sheer number of homosexual man-crushes for Bale apparent on the sift truly is surprising. Just because you defend him on the internet, it doesn't make you his friend or gay sex toy.

Bale just went down 7 notches in my book. What a fucking jerk.

I thought it was about to use that frog as a sex toy!

So this is a reaction video to http://www.videosift.com/video/Monkey-Using-Frog-as-Sex-Toy right?

I think you're more than grown up enough for the both of us. I have no need, thus, to aspire to hosting sex toy parties for frigid wives.

And you have doubly expressed your inability to read and/or process language and its meaning.

In reply to this comment by LittleRed:
Please grow up.

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
Never learned.. to read..

^ dotdude's last comment had more links than a Zelda gaming convention.

And if you want to find spam, don't look to my "First" comment; look to blankfist's pocket pussy. He's got to be the only person who buys sex toys in the canned meat aisle.

Oh, and I forgot to mention how I see rasch187's future in law. I see him getting Michael Jackson off. Then helping him with his court case.

Back in the day yo as we learned
A man was not considered to be
Considered to be fully grown
Has he not gona beyond the hills
Has he not crossed the 7 seas
Yeah, 7 seas at least!

Now all them jokers kept around
Just like the scarecrows in hometown
Yeah, scarecrows in hometown
From screen to screen they're travelin'
But I'm a wonderlust king

I stay on the run
Let me out
Let me be gone
In the world's beat up road sign
I saw new history of time...
New history of time!!!

Through Siberian woods
Breaking up their neck

Chinese moving in building discoteques

Homemade sex toys and whatnot
Yeah, and why not?
Well at least it's something different
From what they got in every other airport

Ja ne evrei, no koje-chto pohozge
sovrat ne dast ni Yura ni Seryozga!
Simple because I'm not a total gadjo
Da ja shut, ja tziratch, nu tak stozge?

I traveled the world
Looking for understanding
Of the times that we live in
Hunting and gathering first hand information
Challenging definitions of sin

I traveled the world
Looking for lovers
Of the ultimate beauty
But never settled in
I'm Wonderlust King!

And presidents
And billionaires
And generals
They'll never know
What I have owned!
What I have owned...
I'm a wonderlust king

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Wow... Thats just really... yikes.

That is really disturbing to me... yes i understand it isn't hurting anyone and even the argument that its similiar to other 'sex toys'... but I think there is a LOT more going on here than guys who are uncomfortable talking to girls.

Brilliant. Favourite answers so far:

"Bring a famous person back from the dead - George Washington. He'd be fuckin pissed at what we've done to his nation".
"Most off the wall member - I'd say Choggie, but he doesn't have a wall to be off of, so kronosposeidon will have to do".
"Left or right handed - right handed, but ambidextrous when I pleasure myself".
"Siftbrew, it’ll help generate revenue for the site, and everyone can claim they made that last comment while under the influence".
"Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Masturbation, that is.. MY masturbation".
"Sex or food - Food. I made that choice a long time ago".
"Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Scarcity of awesome sex toys".

Hehe

I could go for some light peer bonding activity. Going to post before I read.

Favourites

1) Season - Autumn.
2) Place in the world - My home. I don't really see the point of anywhere else.
3) Children's book - I'm going to count the whole silver age X-Men as one book and make that my answer.
4) TV Series - The Crystal Maze
5) Word - Appendices.
6) Film - The Fifth Element
7) Curse - Making something up on the spot is always the most satisfying.
Creature - Man.
9) Past time - Past time or pastime? The Victorian era, when people knew how to dress / playing board games.
10)Person - Myself. Everyone should be just like me.

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Cat, if they didn't have those brain parasites.
12) Sweet or savoury - Savoury unless I run out of sweet. Everything, and as much as possible.
13) Cereal or Toast - Toast.
14) Tan or pale - Pale.
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot.
16) Desktop or laptop - Desktop.
17) Drive or walk - I'd rather have whatever it is I'm driving or walking to delivered.
18) Drama or comedy - Comedy.
19) Sex or food - Food. I made that choice a long time ago.
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Simpsons.

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - ...didn't get any votes.
22) A great comment on one of your vids - * promote
23) Most off the wall member - Obviously choggie.
24) Favourite user name - I would have to check every name to answer this question.
25) Your most used channel - eia
26) Personal dumbass moment - I've never made a mistake in my life.
27) Best avatar - dotdude's examples of his own artwork, and anything from that star wars thread.
28) Partner in crime - Don't have one.
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - To some extent.
30) Idea for the site - Bring back the new member queue.

About you

31) Where do you live - SE Britain.
32) Smoker/non-smoker - Occasional cigar/pipe smoker.
33) Left or right handed - Right.
34) Hair colour - Brown.
35) Relationship status - Leper.
36) How tall - Don't know, 6' 4"-ish.
37) Children - are too expensive.
38) Ever had an operation - Nope.
39) Best feature - Glorious human mind.
40) Use four words to describe yourself - Better person than you.

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Tolkien. I'd like to see what he made of those films.
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Amnesty International.
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Sarah Palin.
44) Relive a moment in your life - Any time when I was hitting somebody.
45) Have a superpower - Wolverine's healing factor, in continuities where it makes him immortal.
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - The future of the human race.
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Scarcity of awesome sex toys.
48) Be president for one hour - Have the last president executed.
49) Delete a period in history - Anything people are proud of today without having actually participated in the accomplishment.
50) Achieve one thing - Bomb something.

Haha! Quel otarie!

This is so bad it's almost good... Almost.

In reply to this comment by calvados:
What the phoque:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Halloween-Sex-Toys

What the phoque:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Halloween-Sex-Toys