http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Halloween-Sex-Toys

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Sure, the buttblug and dildo selections were good, but where were the pocket pussies? Hello!?


Most people call 'em plugs instead, but here are the goodies you're looking for.

I sell quite a few of them to women - they can be used as a bumper if you have a lucky girlfriend or a pregnant wife. Also for oral sex, if she doesn't care to accommodate all of Thor - makes it much more pleasant for both of you. They're a staple at every party. Don't you worry.

Congratulations Blankity BlankFist
May cat farting videos and frog sex toys the world over enjoy more views in the tubes thanks to you

I think you succeeded in upping the dose of silly on the sift
For every interlectual video on politics or science you bring a cat - burping!

You balance the siftiverse

O.K. If you think THIS is hot, wait till you see "Frog Uses Monkey as Sex Toy" You'll... wait a minute! It's the SAME vid! Damn!!

>> ^Razor:
Holy shit... when I saw the title I thought it meant a toy frog... like, plastic. I spent the first while just hoping the frog was just a plastic toy... until it moved.

Liar!

>> ^blankfist:
>> ^NordlichReiter:
Phelps is a frog.

And you're the monkey.


And you're a NordlichReiter.

>> ^NordlichReiter:
Phelps is a frog.


And you're the monkey.

>> ^blankfist:
Oh please, please, make it to the top 15!!!! It would make my day to have a mouth raping monkey on the top 15!!! [crosses fingers]


I started laughing hysterically at this comment, and it didn't stop as I went through the remainder of them either.

>> ^deathcow:
That's it. I'm filing a lawsuit against Videosift, Dag, Lucky, Frogs, Monkeys, Nomino, any commenters to this article, as well as the anonymous foreign voices heard. Also, calling the local reptile/amphibian house right now.


That would be the *Asian Japanese, I think.

But it certainly felt bad afterwards and is still in counseling.
>> ^marinara:
im glad the frog didnt die

>> ^deathcow:
doublepromote thank god I always knew I was normal


It doesn't mean your "normal" it just means that there is a basis in nature for your frog skull fuck fetish.

>> ^blankfist:
I know the roast hasn't started yet, but is it just me or did this picture remind you of the frog in this video?


It has started, has been for an hour.

I know the roast hasn't started yet, but is it just me or did this picture remind you of the frog in this video?

Neither. It's just plain good fun.

>> ^dag:
Is it bestiality if there is no human involved - or just cross-species sex?

We did it!!! We made it into the top 15!!! Bestiality prevails once again

>> ^blankfist:
Oh please, please, make it to the top 15!!!! It would make my day to have a mouth raping monkey on the top 15!!! [crosses fingers]