>> ^Unsung_Hero:

Good luck not trying to poo until it's fully healed... Infected-ville here she comes.


Fairly sure that people on Meth don't poo much.

He got up and walked away, which is good. Driver obviously distracted by epic fountain of poo.

She's immune because she's the deuce deuces.>> ^Unsung_Hero:

Good luck not trying to poo until it's fully healed... Infected-ville here she comes.

Good luck not trying to poo until it's fully healed... Infected-ville here she comes.

Well sir, if the film contains military equipment on Hollywood loan from the U.S. Armed Forces then this little Leni Reifenstahller piece of poo proper-gander is Government-Approved!!

Hurt locker just did not do it for me......bored to SHIT!

*hoarders?


moral of the story:
enough hot cheetos will make your poo red.

@Nexxus Even without the hatred tag, what about 'judge not lest ye be judged.'? The bigotry is really getting old.

Edit: Potentially relevant, I used to decorate cakes and one time a customer wanted a cake that said, "Eat shit." with a penguin standing next to a pile of poo, replete with flies. I made it, of course. Because that was my job.

ok, I lost it at the dog poo bit.

>> ^bobknight33:

A stupid video ad from a stupid Liberal. Obama is a fool of a president. He is in way over his head and doing such a shitty job that any person with a bit of intelligence will help Romney win, even if they are billionaires.

I glad I'm not dumb enough to vote for Obama.


What a factual and well-informed argument! I hope when Romney becomes president, he puts all the stupid, dummy poo-poo-heads in their place!

It looks like it was an urgent kind of poo... you could see that it was diarrhea like. So either explode in your pants or get busy on the floor!

>> ^jonny:

No, it was not. nochannel health anatomy
>> ^JiggaJonson:
Come on guys, get with the program! This is what the Horrorshow channel was MADE for!

"bottom line, whatever makes you scream in the dark!"
-Horrorshow description
Other examples of horrorshow channel posts placed there for a similar reason (eg they make you squeemish/jump/scream in the dark):
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Nose-Maggots-They-re-Real
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/The-World-s-Most-Terrifying-Penises-The-Leopard-Slug
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/UK-Bus-Driver-gets-17-months-in-prison-for-hitting-cyclist
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Live-Birth-of-Hissing-Cockroaches
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/SHIT-Veterinarian-Pulls-Tons-Out-Of-Incision-In-Cows-Gut
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Why-you-shouldnt-sit-in-the-middle-seat
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Dinner-Time-For-Kitty-MOST-DIGUSTING-SIFT-EVER
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Cockroach-Inside-Human-Ear-Nice-Halloween-puke-Video
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Poo-muncher-caught-on-camera

And, more distinguishably similar to the medical procedure we see before us:
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/draining-a-gigantic-spider-bite
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Pullin-Teeth-Aint-All-Fun-And-Games
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Human-Bot-Fly-Removal-from-Eyelid
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Uncle-Chuck-Had-His-Eye-Removed
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Triple-Human-Botfly-removal
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/video/Pellet-rifle-nipple-piercing

This week I taught my first classes with a new set of Thai HS Seniors (the semesters start at a different time here). I always start out by getting a roster with the students' full names in Thai and having them write their nicknames in English, then taking roll call to make sure I am pronouncing the names correctly. There is no set way to write Thai sounds in English, so there is a lot of variation in how to spell things.

Anyway, one boy on the list wrote his nickname as "Kok". I correctly assumed that he wanted that to be pronounced "Coke", but then explained to him that if he goes with the other spelling an average westerner will probably call him "cock" which is rather unfortunate...

In 5 years of being here I've seen a lot of semi-unusual or unfortunate names and nicknames.

Odd: Dollar, Bible, Bird (hordes of those), Blue, Oil, Dump, Bomb, Gun, Nuke, etc.
Unfortunate: Fook, Fluck ("fluke"), Gook ("guck"), Poo, Poopae, Dodo, Porn (loads of this one also), Titee (girls name)

The worst and/or funniest one I've seen was a girl who converted her full Thai name into an English spelling of "Titteeporn Suksonmanee". Considering Thailand's ... reputation, that one is particularly unfortunate, although the actual pronunciation of the surname is more like suke-sawn-MA-knee.

On the flipside many western names translate phonetically into rather unfortunate things in Thai, or are commonly mispronounced into something bad in English. For example, Jim means "pussy" in Thai, Chris will usually be pronounced by Thais as "Clit", etc. etc.

>> ^VoodooV:

Once again, Bob demonstrates that he just doesn't get it...and commits another ad hom at the same time.
There is this wonderful thing called nuance. There's nothing wrong with the argument that the Constitution is a remarkable document. It was pretty freakin ground breaking for the time and still holds up on many issues even today.
But it is, still, just a document. You're kinda painting yourself into a corner when you attempt to elevate something like the Constitution or, say, the Bible to a...divine level.
Dictatorships are actually quite efficient government. Conservatives claim to love efficient government so you really shouldn't be so quick to poo poo on dictatorships. Of course, the problem with dictatorships is you can't always trust the dictator to do what you think is right. Nor is there a very good mechanism of change in dictatorships, short of changing dictators, but that usually tends to be fairly bloody.
Fortunately, the founders were smart enough to put in a mechanism that allows it to be changed. As history has shown, even the Constitution, like the Bible, got one of the simplest moral questions WRONG. Both the Constitution and the Bible are flat out wrong when it comes to the equality of its citizens. Fortunately, humans have this wonderful capability of learning things and....evolving (gasp). Even if the founders weren't smart enough to put in such a mechanism for change, guess what, change would still eventually happen, it just would have been bloodier. Hell, we STILL had a Civil War that killed a lot of people even though we had a mechanism to peacefully change our gov't. So again, the constitution means absolutely dick when enough people agree that it means absolutely dick.
Gov't back then, used to have the ability to revoke a business charter on a whim, aren't you pro-corporation types glad the Constitution isn't a static document?
I thought so.
Nuance is a wonderful thing, makes you actually think for yourself instead of blindly stumbling around, pretending that some dated document is divine, regardless of how well written it may be. Change is a bitch.


Shut up Bob was right and you are a bastard.

Once again, Bob demonstrates that he just doesn't get it...and commits another ad hom at the same time.

There is this wonderful thing called nuance. There's nothing wrong with the argument that the Constitution is a remarkable document. It was pretty freakin ground breaking for the time and still holds up on many issues even today.

But it is, still, just a document. You're kinda painting yourself into a corner when you attempt to elevate something like the Constitution or, say, the Bible to a...divine level.

Dictatorships are actually quite efficient government. Conservatives claim to love efficient government so you really shouldn't be so quick to poo poo on dictatorships. Of course, the problem with dictatorships is you can't always trust the dictator to do what you think is right. Nor is there a very good mechanism of change in dictatorships, short of changing dictators, but that usually tends to be fairly bloody.

Fortunately, the founders were smart enough to put in a mechanism that allows it to be changed. As history has shown, even the Constitution, like the Bible, got one of the simplest moral questions WRONG. Both the Constitution and the Bible are flat out wrong when it comes to the equality of its citizens. Fortunately, humans have this wonderful capability of learning things and....evolving (gasp). Even if the founders weren't smart enough to put in such a mechanism for change, guess what, change would still eventually happen, it just would have been bloodier. Hell, we STILL had a Civil War that killed a lot of people even though we had a mechanism to peacefully change our gov't. So again, the constitution means absolutely dick when enough people agree that it means absolutely dick.

Gov't back then, used to have the ability to revoke a business charter on a whim, aren't you pro-corporation types glad the Constitution isn't a static document?

I thought so.

Nuance is a wonderful thing, makes you actually think for yourself instead of blindly stumbling around, pretending that some dated document is divine, regardless of how well written it may be. Change is a bitch.

If only when playing the game in the original vid he had somehow said "Oh dear God. What the hell was I thinking when I agreed to make this forth movie? It's a flaming bag of dog poo on the front door to anyone who grew up or lived in the 80's." Then they could have cut that into this parody and I would have felt vindicated for wasting 2 hours of my life watching Crystal Skull.