You'd think that if shinyblurry was correct that scientists would agree with him. Scientists aren't trying to "prove" anything -- they want an orderly universe just as much as shiny does. What do they gain from insisting on the universe being older? Shiny and his ilk have an agenda -- scientists don't.

They have been known to be blinded by their egos, but that doesn't last that long. (Lots of new discoveries and theories have been poo-poo'd before they become accepted wisdom. Because the data is more important. Ego doesn't win in the long run.)

If a scientist could prove the existence of god, a scientist would.

Plenty of scientists do see the hand of god in the orderliness of the data, the elegance of the math, the clockwork of the mechanisms of the universe. They just don't insist on it for everyone.

PAT ROBERTSON THINKS SHINYBLURRY IS MISGUIDED. See link to vid above.

oops, duplicates a plenty:
http://videosift.com/video/Judge-Rips-Law-Student-a-New-Poo-hole
http://videosift.com/video/Some-Stiff-Competition-for-Judge-Judy

*kill

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Sí, señor(it)a.

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>> ^ant:
ICN (I care not).
>> ^pumkinandstorm:
In reply to this comment by ant:
FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!
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>> ^lantern53:
Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.

/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! try saying that 5 times fast

Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...


Oh reallllyyyyy???? Is THAT why you're hiding out on YOUR profile instead of daring to come over to mine to say that????

>> ^ant:
ICN (I care not).
>> ^pumkinandstorm:
In reply to this comment by ant:
FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!
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In reply to this comment by ant:
>> ^lantern53:
Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.

/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! try saying that 5 times fast

Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...


Oh reallllyyyyy???? Is THAT why you're hiding out on YOUR profile instead of daring to come over to mine to say that????

ICN (I care not).

>> ^pumkinandstorm:

In reply to this comment by ant:
FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!
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In reply to this comment by ant:
>> ^lantern53:
Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.

/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! try saying that 5 times fast

Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...

In reply to this comment by ant:
FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT! FAKE POO FIGHT!

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>> ^lantern53:

Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.


/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! *try saying that 5 times fast*


Not really what I meant...but you get top marks for enthusiasm! Now get ready to run into your anthill - I'm about to whip this sopping wet paper roll at you and it's gonna hurt...

In reply to this comment by ant:
>> ^lantern53:

Can't wait to make a turd for my wife's bathroom.


/me throws wet brown toilet paper rolls at pumkinandstorm!

FAKE POO FIGHT! *try saying that 5 times fast*

"Normally I don't do this
But I'm gonna hit ya'll off with a little taste of the remix
Ya'll ready, here we go

I pick you up from the club
take you home to make some love
Got a surprise close your eyes
I'm gonna cover you with suds

I'm gonna give you some poo-poo
I'm gonna give you some pee-pee
I'm gonna give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee

This is the remix edition of the song about pissing
I got that peeing, leaking, reeking, and there's juice in the kitchen

(talking ...)
yeah, that's how it goes at a R. Kelly party
I sip Cris, you drink piss
I'm wanna piss on you remix, ya heard
Nah, I'm serious I really do want to piss on you

>> ^PHJF:

>> ^EvilDeathBee:
Why didn't she get a cat? Would've been much easier to get it to meow

It's impossible to get a cat to do anything.


Utter falsehood.

I taught my cat to claw at the furniture and now he's a master at it. And he also knows how to come to me on command whenever I open a can of his food. He also learned how to pee and poo in a box of sand and he even covers it up (sometimes).

Just study it out.

>> ^enon:

So you're telling me they're like snowflakes
>> ^Jinx:
"No, there is a different smell and potency to poop. Farts aren't really stray poo particles, although I suppose you could argue them as such. In any case, you should keep in mind that there is no uniform poop particle. Any given piece of poop as a diverse variety of poop particles within it, any one can be different from the other and naturally different from that of a fart." - Serious youtube discussion.

No, mine are more like Cheerios.

So you're telling me they're like snowflakes

>> ^Jinx:

"No, there is a different smell and potency to poop. Farts aren't really stray poo particles, although I suppose you could argue them as such. In any case, you should keep in mind that there is no uniform poop particle. Any given piece of poop as a diverse variety of poop particles within it, any one can be different from the other and naturally different from that of a fart." - Serious youtube discussion.

"No, there is a different smell and potency to poop. Farts aren't really stray poo particles, although I suppose you could argue them as such. In any case, you should keep in mind that there is no uniform poop particle. Any given piece of poop as a diverse variety of poop particles within it, any one can be different from the other and naturally different from that of a fart." - Serious youtube discussion.

>> ^petpeeved:

99% accurate with the exception of Huskies, who are honorary cats. Fact.


..but they're represented here as drunk, high, and sitting in their own poo-doo?!

Dude, thanks! Your baby's poo stinks.
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*promote

Cracks are landmines. Been playing it since forever, it actually has helped me develop a sort of second sense allowing me to avoid stepping in dog-poo and spit (oh man how I hate how people just spit in the street!).