- Beta times 5V. And I will solve that to beta. Okay, it is...
*Board crashes*
- WOW! phew... Do we have that on video? Awesome! Oh shit!
- Wow... Okay, I will once again clean the blackboard and then we'll continue. Just look at it like that, that the blackboard will finally be repaired. That's awesome.
*Cleans Blackboard*
- Alright, everybody calmed down, myself not so much.
Somebody else: Did something happen to you?
- No, No... but it is... yeah. Just write for today: Our lecturer nearly got killed today. I'm just happy I went to the toilet before the lecture or I would have shit my pants.

Screaming "I'm brave" while white knuckling your gun and pissing your pants over the brown menace doesn't make you brave, not even if you highlight it in bold.

For work..I saw a lot of guys just standing around. I always wonder if its something I would enjoy doing. However living in fl.. running around outside in long sleeves and pants would be a deal killer.

The pain from falling off a chair while dancing is a basic mechanism. Self induced.

When the belt becomes your answer to the problem, unless the problem is your pants are falling down, you stop looking for an answer to your own problem.

Plaid Capri Pants and little brett k at the end. Damn.

I'm good. Already tried ants in my pants. Didn't do it for me. Thanks just the same though.

That could have so easily been a headline if I was there.

Lion Causes Man With Urine Soaked Pants, Screaming In Very High Pitched Voice To Run From Safari Tour Van To Climb Tall Fence.

IIRC, this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rg1w88ekqw clip was related. Also, the episode's ending was hilarious (no spoilers!). /me puts his hand in his pants like Al Bundy.

Should have worn the brown pants. Just sayin'.

Shwing!
That's some hard core *quality *motorsports porn. Gt40's always get my motor running hot. Hubba hubba.
*promote the epitome of GT sex symbols.
I need a cold shower now. *pant*

We do this every Wednesday lunch. Here are the ones we suffix.

in jail.
without pants.
with a chainsaw.
but at what cost?

1. The safety was off. Dumb.
2. He stuck it back in pants, with the safety still off! Dumb!

I'm sure - judging from his breathing - that new pants were needed that day...