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I learned something from an Orangutan. You have to lick your Legos in order for them to stick together.

I'd point out that choosing the lesser of two evils for the last few decades is how we -got- here. We've taught the parties that they can offer up anyone, no matter how poorly qualified or corrupt, and that we'll still reward them with our votes.

No more. I'm not convinced that Trump is competent enough to do much real damage...no more than an orangutan would (and probably less than Bush did). But whatever damage he does, it's better than continuing to do the same fucking thing we always do, and give the 1% even more time to consolidate their grip on the reins.

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dunno, the orangutan looks like it could go on a bit of a diet to me.

"And I'm starting to feel a lot like Charlton Heston
Stranded on a primate planet
Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground"

I don't know if they genuinely missed the entire point of Planet Of The Apes or if this is some weird meta-commentary on the kind of people that supported Charlton Heston.

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Orangutans tie knots? That's impressive; I wonder how many other species are as capable.

What's that noise? It would drive me insane, and I'm not a solitary jungle-living kind of creature.

Orangutans build beds in trees every night in the wild using branches and leaves. They are better at building beds than us. Its great to see such ingenuity and sad to see it locked up.

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That's messed up. At some point, they're going to have to separate the 'good friends', and everyone's going to be really sad about it. They should have just gotten a few puppies/kittens that could live with the orangutan for life.

I'm sorry, did you think all the animals in that movie were real? They were played by actors. Human actors. He's saying that all the actors who played gorillas sat together, all the actors who played orangutans, and so on.

"When the movie Planet of the Apes was being filmed and the actors went off to eat lunch, the gorillas sat with the gorillas, the chimps sat with the chimps, and the orangutans sat with their fellows. It wasn't racism, it was shared experience."

Best. Troll. Ever.

They are not eradicating racism. They are only eradicating any personal expression of belief. Banning Donald Sterling from the NBA is right out of 1984.
Racism can only be eradicated by a realization that all people are created of God.
Personally, I will still gravitate toward white people, just as black people gravitate toward black people. It is due to shared experience.
When the movie Planet of the Apes was being filmed and the actors went off to eat lunch, the gorillas sat with the gorillas, the chimps sat with the chimps, and the orangutans sat with their fellows. It wasn't racism, it was shared experience.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063442/trivia
Just as I would rather sit with a black cop than a white firefighter because the cop and I share a common experience.