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That does it! Where's my lawn mower?

>> ^critical_d:

Call it false bravado, but anything that threatens my existence with a plunger does not rank high on my "things that keep me up at night" list.
>> ^spoco2:
You know, I think the Daleks would have been far less threatening if they had made that lawn-mower engine sound as they moved.
"Exterminate, Exterminate"
rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle



I dunno man, depends where and what they do with that plunger.

Call it false bravado, but anything that threatens my existence with a plunger does not rank high on my "things that keep me up at night" list.

>> ^spoco2:

You know, I think the Daleks would have been far less threatening if they had made that lawn-mower engine sound as they moved.
"Exterminate, Exterminate"
rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle

You know, I think the Daleks would have been far less threatening if they had made that lawn-mower engine sound as they moved.

"Exterminate, Exterminate"
*rattle rattle rattle rattle rattle*

*pushes lawn-mower into tall grass*
*lawn-mower conks out*
FUCK
*restarts lawn-mower*
*pushes lawn-mower into tall grass*
*lawn-mower conks out*
FUCK
*restarts lawn-mower*
*pushes lawn-mower into tall grass*
*lawn-mower conks out*
FUCK
*restarts lawn-mower*

I think this is the definition of insanity.

That, or he's such a passive-aggressive dick, that instead of telling his ex-wife/mother/mother-in-law/girlfriend that he doesn't want to mow her fucking lawn, he's doing it, but making a fantastic DEAL out of it. I'm surprised he doesn't just mow over a giant piece of cement to break the blade, and then complain about THAT.>> ^blankfist:

This isn't a young dude. Why the hell hasn't he learned to lower the front of the lawnmower slowly on tall grass by now?

If I'm not mistaken, that's the same piece of shit Craftsman mulcher/bagger that my mom bought years ago right after I told her not to get a mulcher, a bagger or a Craftsman (and since I mowed the lawn for her most of the time, my opinion should have mattered).

If I'm right, there's nothing you can really do to keep that mower going except to mow twice a week. Anything taller than that and it stalls. The only other thing I ever came up with that worked was to prop the bag chute open with a stick. The problem with that is then the cuttings (and any rocks or sticks you pick up) are shot directly into your shins. Still, there were a couple times that I was willing to let it beat the hell out of my legs just so I could go farther than 10' without having to flip it over and unclog it.

I eventually "modified" the normal chute (with some twine, tin snips and pliers) to be larger and less obstructed. This worked reasonably well but you still weren't going to get away with mowing less than once a week.

They needed a some mower blades attached to that thing, screw the herbicide.

>> ^Psychologic:

>> ^Darkhand:
>> ^Psychologic:
If the customer can't read the listed specs himself then he probably won't do much better at an online store.

The point is when you ask someone for advice your expecting them to NOT have to read the specs.

They should have the specs of every laptop they sale memorized? Would that include benchmark numbers and compatibility issues as well?
Edit: Realistically though, if the employee can't glance at the specs for 2 seconds and then answer the question then they shouldn't be working there.


I think you're missing the point Psychologic the humor is flying over your head or you're taking everything very literally I'm not sure.

When I went to home depot a few weeks ago I was buying a lawn mower. There was an "Expert" in my isle (Just like in Best Buy if you ask someone who works in the cellphone section to sell you a computer they will say you have to get someone in the computer section).

I asked him if he could tell me the difference between two mores. He proceeded to read to me, verbatim, what was written on the little cards they put in front of boxes on the racks.

When someone comes to me and says "What's the difference between these two" and you have to read off the cards, and then you can't formulate an opinion of your own such as the gentle ginger pictures in this video, it's obvious you have no business selling anything in that department.

If he has to read the specs that intently then he obviously is going to look at you and say "Well this one has more gigabytes then the other" Wow great fucking insight Sherlock like I couldn't figure that out by myself when I READ THE STICKER. Like these "sales people" posses some sort of Arcane Knowledge about the English Language that enables them to find some sort of Davinci Code within the Best Buy Sticker.

Plain and simple if you can only tell me the difference by checking what's on each sticker and then NOTHING MORE you're doing a BAD JOB.

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Cartridge razors. They can get fucked. I shave with a lawn mower.

>> ^alizarin:

Do paint balls disintegrate or does the lawn mower turn colors every week?


Actually there's a couple of biodegradable brands of airsoft BB pellets. Which is good...