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Amazon Drone Carrier Delivery Blimp
I'm scared, mommy!
Bernstein Promises Bloodshed If Dems Try To Impeach Trump
Crybaby, go upstairs and tell your mommy. She might care about your threatened tantrum. I sure don't.
POILUS
"Mommy, I don't like this Zootopia sequel!"
Awesome White gold diamond pendant necklace & Rings
*ban
Mommies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRhr-CB_Sfo
Looks Like A Good Time
"Mommy, why is my vanilla yogurt salty?"
The History of Tentacle Porn Animated! (SFW)
Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser. From the Urban Dictionary.
What? A discussion of strange Japanese sexual practices and no mention of bukakke? I'm unimpressed.
Burger King Employee Pranked To Break Windows
So you can't possibly live on less than $15/hr? I feel like maybe that's more an issue of your money management skills then.
Sure, $6/hr is probably not enough. But it wasn't too long ago when 15 was a pretty decent wage. And kids living with mommy don't exactly require the same kind of "living wage" as they don't have any real expenses. So now, you raise the bottom to 15, and these kids now make more money. What about those who were making 15 before? Suddenly they're making minimum wage. I'm sure that makes them feel swell! Everyone should get a boost, not just those at the bottom. Probably a combination of that and a bit of a sliding scale to a certain maximum, along with tax reforms to close loop holes for those gaming the system.
Lol. Being paid a living wage shouldn't have anything to do with intelligence.
Big Boobs Problems
?
Nope, my mommy didn't constantly expose as much of her breasts in public as possible, so she didn't cause me issues. It's nice of you to recognize that.
Nope, no mommy issues here newtboy...
Big Boobs Problems
Nope, no mommy issues here newtboy...
Sausage Party -Red Band Trailer
Like we don't have enough trouble trying to get our kids to eat. I can already hear 'mommy you're killing the carrots.'
Robot solves Rubik's Cube in One Second*
http://videosift.com/video/Mommys-Little-Helper
The first instance I could find of a sifter (DeathCow) welcoming overlord(s).
( 9 AND A FUCKING HALF FUCKING YEARS AGO, OMFG)
Like, I know Simpsons "brought it back" in the 90s from a 1977 B-Movie, but still...
It's getting too real.
The Official Donald Trump Jam
This gives me horrible, horrible flashbacks to being in the Awanas and doing these missions to other churches with all these kids and we sang all these super America and Jesus songs in costumes in front of people. Make it stop! Mommy, can I join the girl scouts instead?
Why Do Cats Miaow?
So it's basically:
'Mommy. Mommy. Mommyyyyyyy! MOTHER!!! Food, please.'
Best News Bloopers of 2015
'Do you miss your mommy?'
'No.'
Hehehe
I don't need mommy!
Hehehe
Oh shit....
Hehe
I'm a terrible human being....
newtboy (Member Profile)
I meant not to be particularly argumentative, only contradictory. However, I feel that I have been forced into the position to return fire with fire, as it seems you lack the capability and or willingness to discuss something without attacking me, spewing meaningless information, circumventing reason, and drawing up arse about face codswallap for your conclusions.(Look mommy, I can curse to!!!!!!!)
Firstly, I should like to address your attacks against me...
Fox bubble? My god, were I to force myself to absorb and process information from such a low level of news broadcasting, I would reel in shock from the incursion into my sanity. Luckily, however, I live in the UK, and had to research Fox on Google to even understand the reference.
Now, to business.
The investigation.... a Red Herring?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3299310/Benghazi-probe-Hillary-Clinton-facing-months-FBI-investigation-emails.html
http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Columns/2015/10/27/How-FBI-Could-Derail-Hillary-Clinton-s-Presidential-Run
http://dailycaller.com/2015/10/22/fbi-director-im-following-very-closely-the-investigation-into-hillary-clintons-emails-video/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3275919/Investigation-Hillary-s-email-server-focuses-Espionage-Act-10-years-jail-FBI-agent-says-prosecuted-jus
t-failing-tell-Obama.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/fbi-probe-of-clinton-e-mail-expands-to-second-data-company/2015/10/06/3d94ba46-6c48-11e5-b31c-d80d62b53e28_sto
ry.html
Research, see? Useful. For finding stuff like....INFORMATION.
Socialism:
http://fee.org/freeman/why-socialism-failed/
https://mises.org/library/greece-illustrates-150-years-socialist-failure-europe
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/07/01/greek-disaster-is-all-about-socialism.html
http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2014/02/25/5-ways-socialism-destroys-societies-n1800086/page/full
http://www.cato.org/publications/commentary/why-socialism-collapsed-eastern-europe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism
Bit of light reading, don't worry, I am getting to a point...
"Mischaracterization of Obama's record" ??????
http://healthaffairs.org/blog/2015/06/25/six-problems-with-the-aca-that-arent-going-away/
http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2015/06/07/problems-with-obamacare-that-could-prove-difficult.aspx
http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/09/so-long-as-you-ignore-the-problems-obamacare-is-perfect/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/obamacare-problems/
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/obama-poll-disapprove-isis/2015/08/21/id/671190/
http://theweek.com/articles/589272/obamas-isis-failure
http://www.martinoauthor.com/list-obama-failures/
https://www.gop.com/obamas-biggest-failures/
Next, get a First Class Honours Masters Degree in Psychology from the University of Cambridge, and then spent five years of your life convincing rich people to give your bank their money(My job, by the way), carefully analyze anything Obama says about anything important, then come tell me my observations are "ridiculous" and "beyond contradicting".
As for Trump? Sure, all political candidates are devils in disguise. However, why don't you try to turn a mere million into a multi billion dollar empire and say you cant do anything for the economy?
You know how you get rid of 11 million people?
1. Dont let anymore in...
2. Ship the rest out with the Federal resources you already have...
3. Smile, because you just saved your bloody country:
http://dailycaller.com/2015/09/14/americas-heroin-epidemic-fueled-by-flood-of-illegal-immigrants/
http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2015/04/isis-camp-a-few-miles-from-texas-mexican-authorities-confirm/
http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/crime/item/20678-report-with-cartel-help-isis-crossing-border-from-mexico
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/25/mexican-cartel-sicarios-crossed-texas-kidnapped-u-s-citizen/
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/414969/mexican-drug-cartels-caused-border-crisis
http://www.laht.com/article.asp?ArticleId=379605&CategoryId=10718
How do you make Mexico build a wall?
1. Stop official trade with Mexico until they give up and build it.
Wow... That was easy...
As for making China ignore our debt... Basically impossible, but that's who's fault?
Obama got you blinkered people into $18 Trillion dollars of debt with his hysterically shoddy plans, I can't believe no-one is smart enough to realize that simple and plain a truth.
No way on Earth his plans would even be tried? He is the Republican frontrunner... By popular poll.
You tried Obama's plans, and his bloody approval rating is (http://www.gallup.com/poll/116479/barack-obama-presidential-job-approval.aspx). Its about time you Americans experienced some success in the world, don't you think?
Sod it all, I am tired, I could say more, but I await your response. May I request that you refrain from using vulgar language in response to an amicable post? As you can see by the content of my article here, I can be a ripe-mouthed cur, but is it truly necessary?
WTF?!? "Tangible plan"? What on earth could you possibly mean by that?
The "plan" to round up over 11 million people and deport them, but with zero details about it?
The "plan" to make Mexico pay to build a 2500 mile wall, with zero details about how?
The "plan" to illegally deny fugitives entry to states because, you know, Muslims are bad...MmmmK?
The "plan" to skew the tax system even more in favor of those in the top 5%, to the detriment of the middle and lower classes?
His "plan" to be a smarmy, dickish, douchebag to anyone that isn't in his camp...but also to completely control those people to make them do exactly what he wants...again with zero details how he plans to do so?
The "plan" to force China to...I don't know...ignore all our debt and treat us like the boss we are?
As for Clinton's being 'currently under Federal investigation by America's FBI department.'...the "email scandal" has, just like Benghazi, turned up absolutely zero illegal behavior and is nothing more than a red herring designed by the (absolutely not) "conservative" side of our political system, has gone absolutely no where, and only matters to people who would NEVER have voted for her in the first place...if you think differently, you really need to get out of the Fox bubble and look around at reality for a bit.
Little could be more disastrous for the country than having that vitriolic humanoid pumpkin as our 'leader', since the only successful leading he's ever done is leading people to hate each other, and leading far more people to hate HIM. He's a fairly terrible business man, successful only due to starting with a "tiny loan" (his words, really more of a gift from daddy) of a million dollars and being forced to allow others to take control of his investments. He's a bold faced liar, in fact the truth does not seem to be palatable to him in the least....and he's clearly admitted that in his books and sees it as a good thing to hyper exaggerate and minimize. He's a 'good Christian', who's been divorced how many times? There's no way on earth his plans would even be tried. He (and other republican candidates) don't even have a grasp of what the president does or how, claiming they'll 'repeal the ACA on day one', and they'll discard multiple government departments...somethings the president simply CAN'T just do...along with most of their other ridiculous, impossible 'plans'. They all know they wouldn't actually have that power, yet they all lie to you and tell you they will do the hateful things they've convinced you are the right thing to do by themselves. Fortunately our system is designed so that one nutjob, or even one party of nutjobs can't change laws precipitously.
I hate to tell you, but Bernie Sanders is not excluded for being honest and knowledgeable. ALL candidates are socialist, he's just honest enough to admit it. Tax breaks for the rich...socialism. Bailouts for the airlines and banks...socialism. Social security...socialism. Medicare...socialism. "jobs programs"...socialism. Public parks...socialism. Public roads...socialism. Need I go on?
Your mischaracterization of Obama's record is so patently ridiculous it's not worth contradicting.