Shoot mime, use silencer.

*skillful miming

The black widow of mimes, he mates, he kills, and all while pretending to be inside an invisible box.

That is some awful miming Noddy Holder! Lovely man though

>> ^residue:

Liar title


Well come on, this video isnt going anywhere with "Breast Massaging Robot Mimes Massaging Breasts"

The base score. Pedestrians are 10 points.

Bicycles +25 points. In spandex +30 points. Hipster on a bicycles +100 points and several free rounds of drinks at the local bar

Babies: triple score

Crippled babies: quadruple score

Toddlers: double score

Chavs(England)/Wiggers(U.S.A): +5 points, additional +3 for each piece of sterotypical clothing.

Old People: double score (Zimmer frame +10, Wheelchair +8, Flat cap and/or pipe +12, Generally funny-looking +10)

Clowns: +8 points, additional +3 for unicycle.

Mimes: +26 points

Hikers: double score

People who don't look before they cross: +5 points

People who can't tell the difference between a road and a footpath: +7 points

Roadworkers: +5 points for each man 'supervising', +20 points for the one man actually working.

Walking a pet: +1 point

French-speaking: +5 points

Non-natively French-speaking: additional +10 points

Looks like Charlie sheen: +5 points

Is Charlie sheen: +60 points and a pat on the back and maybe a book deal.

Wearing bright/clashing colours: +5 points

Carrying shopping bags: +N points, where N is the number of meters the bags travelled.

The base score. Pedestrians are 10 points.

Bicycles +25 points. In spandex +30 points. Hipster on a bicycles +100 points and several free rounds of drinks at the local bar.

Babies: triple score

Crippled babies: quadruple score

Toddlers: double score

Chavs(England)/Wiggers(U.S.A): +5 points, additional +3 for each piece of sterotypical clothing.

Old People: double score (Zimmer frame +10, Wheelchair +8, Flat cap and/or pipe +12, Generally funny-looking +10)

Clowns: +8 points, additional +3 for unicycle.

Mimes: +26 points

Hikers: double score

People who don't look before they cross: +5 points

People who can't tell the difference between a road and a footpath: +7 points

Roadworkers: +5 points for each man 'supervising', +20 points for the one man actually working.

Walking a pet: +1 point

French-speaking: +5 points

Non-natively French-speaking: additional +10 points

Looks like Scott Bakula: +5 points

Is Scott Bakula: +60 points and a pat on the back

Wearing bright/clashing colours: +5 points

Carrying shopping bags: +N points, where N is the number of meters the bags travelled.

Mime Wars!!!! So even if you hate mimes, there is enjoyment to be had!

*quality

@mgittle

The miming of the rescue attempt and the bit about the white baby keychain at the end were the only actual jokes. The rest of it was drop-dead funny because it's so completely true. Jokes can only be funny if there's some truth to them, and the more true, the more uncomfortable the truth, and the less acknowledged, the funnier it is. This isn't about stereotypes either -- this is about the reality of the link between being pretty and white and female, and people giving a whiff about your safety.>> ^mgittle:

Fact is, the guy is obviously good at his job, and racism and stereotypes are fucking hilarious as long as you don't actually act on them or believe them and recognize they're just jokes in the proper context/timing/etc. That's what makes them jokes. If you can tell them to those who are being stereotyped and people laugh and nobody's giving you funny looks, you're hilarious. Otherwise, you're doing it wrong.

It's a mock magic comedy act. Like the host says, it's "Dad jokes" put to a routine, bookended with a bit of actual mime.

I'll upvote it for the creativity of the escalators/elevators routine.

21st Century mimes.

Miming is acting/performing using body motions without speech. It is not necessarily silent.>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

>> ^alien_concept:
>> ^Opus_Moderandi:
Great stuff... is it really "mime" though? I thought mimes were silent... Am I nit-picking? Oh fuck it, they were funny!

Tis true, I thought the same thing. But that's how they're marketing it and I'm not sure what else to call it

Perhaps someone is finally giving mimes a good name.

>> ^alien_concept:

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:
Great stuff... is it really "mime" though? I thought mimes were silent... Am I nit-picking? Oh fuck it, they were funny!

Tis true, I thought the same thing. But that's how they're marketing it and I'm not sure what else to call it


Perhaps someone is finally giving mimes a good name.

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

Great stuff... is it really "mime" though? I thought mimes were silent... Am I nit-picking? Oh fuck it, they were funny!


Tis true, I thought the same thing. But that's how they're marketing it and I'm not sure what else to call it

Great stuff... is it really "mime" though? I thought mimes were silent... Am I nit-picking? Oh fuck it, they were funny!