PoTUSA and a 21 year old intern is "two adults" like Mike Tyson fighting Robin Givens is two adults. The power imbalance there makes taking sexual advantage a bit of a craven act on the part of the powerful party.

That said, I'm just trying to be funny. I agree with you that the whole thing was blown out of proportion.

I'm confused what was supposed to happen to make the British White Mike Tyson happy?

That was pretty awesome, actually!
When Jimmy started to speak (and I like Kimmel, personally), I thought: "what a generic late-night-host response".
Clearly Tyson felt the same.
I like Mike Tyson. When he was in his boxing-prime, he was an example of a raw, animal of a human being. Today he's like the abused pit-bull turned awesome and loyal family dog, and though that analogy might sound kind of like a put-down, I totally don't mean it that way. Rough life -> amazing recovery. Much respect to the man.
I hope he lives a long, happy life and doesn't rape anyone else.

>> ^UsesProzac:

I'll fuck you 'til you love me!


Mike Tyson's gonna sue somebody!

Yes, let's hope he recovers quickly. ..more like Mike Tyson's "broken back" than Christopher Reeve's.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

Dick move by SBC. Seacrest handled it about as well as could be expected.


>> ^MonkeySpank:

Seacrest took it well considering how humiliating it must have been on the red carpet. Shame on Sasha for such a shitty prank. He should pull that prank on the likes of Mike Tyson next time; that would have gone well.


Don't feel bad for Seacrest, he's in on it. Any time Sacha plays a "prank" like this on a celebrity, he gets their permission first. Ordinary people who can't afford lawyers to peruse silly vendettas are fair game.

Seacrest took it well considering how humiliating it must have been on the red carpet. Shame on Sasha for such a shitty prank. He should pull that prank on the likes of Mike Tyson next time; that would have gone well.

ZING!

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>> ^therealblankman:

I'd much rather spend time on Mike Tyson island. I'm sure it would be more entertaining, less narcissistic, and the conversation would be better.


yeah i'm sure he'd chew your ear off

>> ^therealblankman:

I'd much rather spend time on Mike Tyson island. I'm sure it would be more entertaining, less narcissistic, and the conversation would be better.


yeah i'm sure he'd chew your ear off

>> ^TheFreak:

>> ^Yogi:
Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a guy who's sick of fucking her. Just saying that an island of Megan Fox's would be fine for a bit...and steadily get worse until you want to kill yourself.

Um...can I have your Megan Fox then? I mean, since you're tired of her and all.
I'll trade you my Mike Tyson. =)


NO WAY I need a chance to get sick of her first. Won't take long I'm sure.

>> ^Yogi:

Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a guy who's sick of fucking her. Just saying that an island of Megan Fox's would be fine for a bit...and steadily get worse until you want to kill yourself.


Um...can I have your Megan Fox then? I mean, since you're tired of her and all.
I'll trade you my Mike Tyson. =)

And yet, it still seems to be what the home viewers want to hear =P.
>> ^EMPIRE:

And... is Oprah becoming even more of a moron every passing day?
"I actually do believe that when you loved somebody and they've loved you, that you end up with an angel who's name that you know"
First of all, the last part of that sentence doesn't even make sense.
Secondly... WTF is she on? Who told you that Oprah? Was it god? Was it the angels? Was that on the bible? Are you the prophet now? Or was it Tom Cruise who told you that?
Sheesh... I can't stand this kind of stupid. You know what I mean. This new age-spiritual-the-secret-celestine-prophecy-astrology type of fucking utter feces.
Even Mike Tyson went: "I don't know Oprah..."

I'd much rather spend time on Mike Tyson island. I'm sure it would be more entertaining, less narcissistic, and the conversation would be better.

For those not picking up on the references:

http://videosift.com/video/Mike-Tyson-Is-Herman-Cain-Campaign-Promises

YW

I think that fact adds a lovely dark twist to the satire when you consider Cain's sexual harassment problems...

>> ^kymbos:

Ah, Mike Tyson - the lovable rapist.