What a novel idea. Using the internet to spread random hatred and vitriol on strangers you'll never meet!

Have a good day, Yogi. Much love and respect. Lids for your drink are over by the mayonnaise.

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Mmmmm...mayonnaise

I faked my own death (again). It's the only way to get out of a relationship with women once they fall for me. shhhhhhhhh...don't tell anyone.

In reply to this comment by quantumushroom:
For those who couldn't make it, rottenseed's funeral was just beautiful.

>> ^rottenseed:

Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich

For those who couldn't make it, rottenseed's funeral was just beautiful.

>> ^rottenseed:

Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I'm a windows man: CTRL + SHIFT to run as administrator

In reply to this comment by ant:
>> ^rottenseed:

Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich


You forgot to use sudo command! http://xkcd.com/149/
Ctrl Shift?

I'm a windows man: CTRL + SHIFT to run as administrator

In reply to this comment by ant:
>> ^rottenseed:

Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich


You forgot to use sudo command! http://xkcd.com/149/

>> ^rottenseed:

Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich


You forgot to use sudo command! http://xkcd.com/149/

I appreciate your effort.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I'm glad sexism is still funny to some degree. It's pretty tough being a white middle class male; you can't make fun of anything these days.

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
First good laugh of the day. No matter how many times I hear it, it never gets old.
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich

I'm glad sexism is still funny to some degree. It's pretty tough being a white middle class male; you can't make fun of anything these days.

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
First good laugh of the day. No matter how many times I hear it, it never gets old.
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
Ha, right. Condescend to the female ninja with ENORMOUS throwing knives.
Your bold logic puts me in awe sometimes. =P
>> ^rottenseed:
Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich



She needs to be knocked down a few notches. Not physically, but mentally. My guess is she was an ugly duckling. Possibly a kung fu movie nerd with glasses, asthma and bad acne — looking for a way to escape. She got older, her face cleared, she got contacts and gained some martial arts skills through years of training to protect against bullies. Beneath that tough facade though, there is still that insecure nerd looking for acceptance. She needs to be broken down and built back up into the sandwich making machine she is.


...and that's how you build a plausible story with absolutely no information at all

Ha, right. Condescend to the female ninja with ENORMOUS throwing knives.

Your bold logic puts me in awe sometimes. =P

>> ^rottenseed:

Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich

First good laugh of the day. No matter how many times I hear it, it never gets old.
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich

Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich