Girl Teaches No Spin Knife Throwing Technique

residuesays...

*femme

This must just be a short range technique. I don't think you'd be able to get anywhere near the range you can get with spin, but then I've never thrown this way before. neat. Also, holy crap those are big-ass throwing knives o_o

GeeSussFreeKsays...

Women, I will never understand you. This is exhibit A. She violently hurls knifes at a target, only to do a little prance/clap at the end. Your ability to transition emotional states so swiftly is mind boggling.

campionidelmondosays...

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

Women, I will never understand you. This is exhibit A. She violently hurls knifes at a target, only to do a little prance/clap at the end. Your ability to transition emotional states so swiftly is mind boggling.


What do you want her to do? Yell HOOAH and then burp? Besides I'd consider this more athletic than violent.

xxovercastxxsays...

Enjoyed the video, but really impressed at the title. Normally this would be titled something like "Asian cutey demonstrates epic knife-throwing" or "Hot chick can impale you from across the room". Perhaps "In Communist China, hot chick penetrates you!"

Actually, I kinda like that last one.

rottenseedsays...

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
Ha, right. Condescend to the female ninja with ENORMOUS throwing knives.
Your bold logic puts me in awe sometimes. =P
>> ^rottenseed:
Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich



She needs to be knocked down a few notches. Not physically, but mentally. My guess is she was an ugly duckling. Possibly a kung fu movie nerd with glasses, asthma and bad acne — looking for a way to escape. She got older, her face cleared, she got contacts and gained some martial arts skills through years of training to protect against bullies. Beneath that tough facade though, there is still that insecure nerd looking for acceptance. She needs to be broken down and built back up into the sandwich making machine she is.


...and that's how you build a plausible story with absolutely no information at all

Ryjkyjsays...

>> ^residue:

femme
This must just be a short range technique. I don't think you'd be able to get anywhere near the range you can get with spin, but then I've never thrown this way before. neat. Also, holy crap those are big-ass throwing knives o_o



residuesays...

damn, that's impressive.

>> ^Ryjkyj:

>> ^residue:
femme
This must just be a short range technique. I don't think you'd be able to get anywhere near the range you can get with spin, but then I've never thrown this way before. neat. Also, holy crap those are big-ass throwing knives o_o



skinnydaddy1says...

Do not taunt the nuclear razorblades after they have learned to throw sharp pointy objects with a degree of accuracy.

And why the hell are the crazy ones so much better in bed......

She has the Abilities of a blender and emotional stabilizability of a pcp addict. Good times!

True story, Dated a red head for a couple of years. I was working Hazmat response to a large corporations computer chip manufacturing plant. After being at work for about 36 hours do to rather nasty accident. I went home. No one was living with me at the time and I had not given her a key yet so I closed and locked the door put the chain on it. Took a long shower and crashed. A couple of hours later I felt her snuggle up to me and I thought how nice. Then It hit me. I live on the damn 5th floor and the only way in to the apt was to climb up the balcony's outside. I swear I hit the ceiling when I jumped out of bed...

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