Take off the cheese, mayonnaise and breading, eat only 25% of the meat, and fill up with a salad without dressing and you'd be fine.

Meh. That's nothing compared to my bacon salad sandwhich.

Chopped bacon and mayonnaise salad with two slices of cheese on bread. I'd even say that my cheese stuffed pork loaf beats that chicken sandwhich. The trick is to cook the pork loaf in one of those clay pot contraptions so it stews in it's own fat.

Think I'm kidding?

1. I can't change my embed to a video that is already posted on the sift.
2. robot chicken clips last about 1-2 weeks on youtube before they get pulled. why would I bother guaranteeing myself a soon-to-be-dead post?
3. I'll include a link to the youtube in a comment.

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Heya mate,
can I get you to use the embed from http://www.videosift.com/video/Robot-Chicken-Magical-Unicorn-Mayonnaise for your post http://www.videosift.com/video/Unicorn-mayonaise ?

Then I can dupeof with a clear conscience.

>> ^Payback:
I may never look at potato salad the same way again...


Why? How many unicorns do you know?

I eagerly await my complimentary shining armor.

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Qwiz and Deathcow, Heroes of the Sift!

Heya mate,
can I get you to use the embed from http://www.videosift.com/video/Robot-Chicken-Magical-Unicorn-Mayonnaise for your post http://www.videosift.com/video/Unicorn-mayonaise ?

Then I can dupeof with a clear conscience.

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>> ^fford:
Will it make me a sandwich when I'm finished?

Nope. But it will supply the mayonnaise.

Oddly satisfying to watch this video. I am uncannily drawn to zit popping, so this video is fun to watch. I had a girlfriend back in college who had a zit on her ass, and I popped it, and I swear to god a fucking core came out as long as a finger. It was awesome.

I'm off to get some shrimp cocktail and a bowl of mayonnaise.

So I went in a mayonnaise jar - and completely forgot about it in the morning. So I just left a jar of piss sitting in their living room.

Umm, allow me to be the first to say...WTF

From left-wing blogger David Frum's website... " What kind of a man eats his hamburger without ketchup? That was the big question yesterday on talk radio, after President Obama visited an Arlington, Virginia, hamburger place on Tuesday and ordered his burger with spicy mustard.

First answer: Texans.

Texans traditionally eat hamburgers with mustard or with mayonnaise (or with both), but without ketchup. This is simply called a “hamburger” in Texas, but is sometimes called a “Cowboy Burger” or a “Texas Burger” outside of Texas.

A hamburger with ketchup is sometimes called a “Yankee Burger.” A hamburger with mayonnaise is sometimes called a “Sissy Burger.”

Dirty Martin’s (in Austin since 1926) serves hamburgers with mustard, pickles, onions, and tomatoes, but it is not known when this combination began. The popular Texas “Whataburger” hamburger chain has served hamburgers with mustard from its founding (1950). The hamburger-with-mustard combination in Texas is attested at least from the 1950s, but the pre-1950s hamburger condiments cannot be firmly established.

Second answer: Republicans. A 2000 survey of members of Congress by the National Hot Dog Council found that 73% of Republican lawmakers preferred mustard to ketchup, as opposed to 47% of Democratic lawmakers.

Final answer: traditionalists. Louis' Lunch in New Haven, Connecticut, the restaurant widely believed to have served the first hamburgers ever made in the United States, absolutely forbids ketchup.

Next question?"

I think I have this one down, from that college class I was at. If I remember correctly she was a Ignarus Secuutus Sarcalogos Non Morbus. Typical response from that species.

Typically, this type has a regularity of mistaking marshmallow spread, mayonnaise, light drizzle sugar frosting/glaze, etc... . Of course, this doesn't develop until the prime mating age of 35-50 years of age. They typically will breed with the specie Popularis Garishulus Ignoramus Repeaticus, also well known as misidentifying anything else as a supernatural event, once they leave their maturing colonies from ages 13-21.

Oh man how I miss me some El Cholo. Here in England I once saw a restaurant put mayonnaise in a burrito....

Ahh, now I think we're getting somewhere. You misunderstand my position if you think my hypothesis is that government generally creates greater wealth than individuals as a general rule.

My general rule is that the free market does the wealth creation business better. My issue is, it doesn't seem to do much about solving some of society's largest problems, because they seem intractable, or at least less profitable than blending bacon and mayonnaise and selling it as Baconnaise.

My way of looking at politics isn't driven by economics, it's driven by a sense of empathy.

In this case, we're talking about the stimulus and this depression, I suppose. My chief concern isn't maximizing the amount of wealth we generate over the next ten years, it's minimizing the amount of suffering experienced in the next ten years.

I'm not sure what Austrians say as a perscription to fix unemployment -- I'm guessing they say don't "do" anything, it'll fix itself. Okay, but how many people will lose their homes? How many will go without healthcare? How many will lose their retirement?

If government action can drive down those numbers in the short term, in exchange for a little less prosperity in the future, I don't see why we wouldn't do it, especially if the people losing a little prosperity have some to spare.

Along the way, government is planning on building infrastructure that is, for the most part, nonrival (they benefit everyone) and nonexcludable (there’s no way to restrict the benefits to people who pay). Ya know, like the volcano monitoring Bobby Jindal complained about.

Most of what won't fall in that category will be aimed at the people who would suffer most, those who are already unemployed, receiving social security, receive Medicaid coverage, or some other form of government assistance.

Sounds like a perscription for softening the blow.

That's the standard I'm judging things by, and while that's not necessarily creating "wealth" per se, I believe it has value that everyone should appreciate.

If you believe the New Keynesians and even some Chicago School economists, it might even rekindle some private sector investment, though really I don't expect we'll have any recovery until Obama and Geitner decide what to do with the zombie banks, since that's where our breakdown really is.