The only thing I will add to this vitriolic stew is following:

It is hard to roast a late 30-something douchebag who clearly lives alone in his parents basement. I have come to know MrFist from a previous internet forum, except there his name was MrFiskers.

I am not sure why he came to El Sift, originally. My guess is he bonded with a fellow cat lover over a video they mutually masterbated over.

Look, we are talking about a guy who trips on acid alone in his parents basement. Imagine a room where even the carpet is painted black and a dozen or so cats roam free under the intense glow of black lights. Here in this cavern, lives our sad little MFist. In place that no woman has gone since Jenny Mazbaker wondered down there looking for a bathroom when his older brother John threw a Culture Club party in 86. We all would be ignorant of his parents shame, save for the fact that John's wife Stacy called animal planet.

MrFist deserves our pitty, out acceptance, like a sheep that has strayed to far from reality and has been sucked into the chasm of WoW.

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Oh, crap. We are roasting MrFisK not MrFisT. Wow. My bad dude. You are cool. Punisher Rocks! I was thinking we were roasting @blankfist again. Mia culpa.

he's gonna masterbate!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'woman, door, hump, masterbate, moan, cctv' to 'woman, door, hump, masturbate, moan, cctv' - edited by gwiz665

Tags for this video have been changed from 'A bear masterbating, cowboy, taipei zoo' to 'A bear masturbating, cowboy, taipei zoo' - edited by calvados

Isn't it masturbate not masterbate?

*nochannel *wtf *sexuality *comedy *nature

>> ^jiyanibi:

A little mood music perhaps?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZSeO_SFYFQ


I think the bear would find the epic music a little more flattering! http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/epic/?id=Xl5qzhGG6DA

NONONONO THIS IS ALL WRONG, IF YOU MASTERBATE YOU GO TO HELL

ITS IN THE BIBLE

This video has been declared a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by rasch187.

*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Masterbating-Bear-Frozen-In-Carbonite

I belive so, couldn't find their replacements, and dead them.

In reply to this comment by ReverendTed:
Dang, how can the Sift survive without this gem? (Also, was it different from this one, also dead?)

Dang, how can the Sift survive without this gem? (Also, was it different from this one, also dead?)

Aww, ain't it a bummer that this one's dead?

Hmmm, it's slightly different, but you're coming perilously close to duping... yourself, MikesHL: http://www.videosift.com/video/Louis-CK-Masterbation

*yawn

In reply to this comment by entr0py:
That was a somewhat interesting medical curiosity ruined by unbelievably irritating presentation. Just sayin'

>> ^nanrod
So what I'm supposed to take away from this is that from a religious point of view it's OK for girls to masterbate?


Yes it's ok for them to masturbate, no it's NOT ok for them to menstruate. I mean, they're KILLING AN EGG!!!