Hate to be the spelling police but it's "masturbate", not "masterbate". Get it right, Mike!

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mutual masterbation.

all that just to get laid and reproduce. bleh, I'd rather masterbate.

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if you have sperm and you masterbate it will replenish but naturaly if you do nothing this acures to some affect, masterbatoin dosnot necoseraly leed to more masterbatoin in an adictive sence unless sumone has a sycalogical adictoin in the same way people get adicted to tv and computer games, the difrence with masterbatoin is its actualy has posative afect on helth if not reducing cancer in men redusing stress and alowing for more controle during love making.

this guy is actualy as rediculouse as if i started teaching people how to live by interpreting postman pat.

I too, have masterbated to Sarah Palin.

>> ^SplinterOfChaos:
This vid is missing the call outs! Here are some.
Fuck my sister
The fifth of November
elbow sex!
2 4 6 8 this is how we procreate! Group sex, group sex.
What do you see?
2 4 6 8 this is how we procreate! Group sex, group sex.
Watch out for those stairs! . . . Bitch falls every week.
No jumping on desks!
2 4 6 8 this is how we procreate! Group sex, group sex.
They all died! That's bullet time for ya.


Oooooor:

2, 4, 6, 8 -- Show us how you masterbate!
3, 5, 7, 9 -- We know you do it all the time!
10, 20, 30, 40 -- Rocky Horror makes me horny!

Representin' Long Beach, California. My days of this nonsense are over, but, my gord, how it stays with you...

Dupe:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Guy-gets-caught-masterbating-to-Warcraft

Poor girl. I mean OK, she was fired, but hadn't she suffered enough in this->> ^kronosposeidon:
She wasn't masturbating. I just don't make any noise.

And I mean no offence, Quboid, but:

"Masterbation", n.

1. A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

2. A karate teacher named Bation.
"Thank you for calming me down Master Bation!"

did you know its ilegal for men to masterbate in japan .

Procrastination is like masterbation... In the end your just f**king yourself.

Why do experiments when we can use logic™?

Premise:

A) getting sexually pleasured by somebody of ones own sex is gay.
B) masturbation is a form of sexual pleasure.
C) the only person involved in masturbation is the masturbator.
D) all people are their own sex.
E) masturbators are people.

Conclusion:

masterbating is gay.

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