Fix your roof all you want, Ceiling Cat is still gonna watch you masterbate.

Sorry, I think you meant to say, "they would never Need TO masterbate again. Ever."
>> ^Payback:

If they were the last men on Earth, then I'm sorry, they would NEVER masterbate again. Ever.

If they were the last men on Earth, then I'm sorry, they would NEVER masterbate again. Ever.

"Together we can enfranchise ourselves through the power of incessant masterbation."

Hey Dag, I found the Sift's new slogan!

Recent Searches always cracks me up:

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This remind me of the time I video taped myself masterbating in front of a mirror, so I could watch it later while masterbating.

Sex can also be about one other strong emotion--control. It is the reason, mostly, for rape (Sorry to use the word.)

But I am glad I could provide a secondary perspective in the previous comments. And, these comments you make in this post, really awesome--and you taught me a secondary perspective too.

>> ^Enzoblue:

>> ^messenger:
I agree with everything you said except that sex, demonstrably, isn't love, unless I'm missing your meaning. Do you mean that sex should only happen between people who love each other, or that if someone desires sex with someone else, it means they love them?>> ^Enzoblue:
Sex is love in my opinion. I've always thought the "I love you but you don't satisfy me physically" is just an excuse for a deeper need not being met. Namely sexual freedom. Most women seem repressed when in a relationship they want to work, and more free with someone whose consequence free.


This is my theory k? I believe sex is love, and when someone wants sex without love, what they essentially want is the feeling of being loved without all the hassle. Like if you want to be happy without making your life better, you can do drugs or drink. It's an end run around the work. What's more like love than complete freedom where you can tear into someone passionately with no barriers? Most women feel thay can only really do that with a stranger who won't judge them, (or they don't car if they judge them), and that there's no consequence to their behaviour. If it is purely physical, why not just masterbate? Because they want that feeling of complete acceptance from another human being. Isn't that the definition of love?

>> ^messenger:

I agree with everything you said except that sex, demonstrably, isn't love, unless I'm missing your meaning. Do you mean that sex should only happen between people who love each other, or that if someone desires sex with someone else, it means they love them?>> ^Enzoblue:
Sex is love in my opinion. I've always thought the "I love you but you don't satisfy me physically" is just an excuse for a deeper need not being met. Namely sexual freedom. Most women seem repressed when in a relationship they want to work, and more free with someone whose consequence free.



This is my theory k? I believe sex is love, and when someone wants sex without love, what they essentially want is the feeling of being loved without all the hassle. Like if you want to be happy without making your life better, you can do drugs or drink. It's an end run around the work. What's more like love than complete freedom where you can tear into someone passionately with no barriers? Most women feel thay can only really do that with a stranger who won't judge them, (or they don't car if they judge them), and that there's no consequence to their behaviour. If it is purely physical, why not just masterbate? Because they want that feeling of complete acceptance from another human being. Isn't that the definition of love?

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*isdupe>> ^Stingray:

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Jeez. First fake throats and now fake hands. It's a bright new world for masterbation.

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Sure, we've all been there.>> ^ZappaDanMan:

This reminds me of the time, I video taped myself masterbating in front of a mirror, so I could watch it later while masterbating.

This reminds me of the time, I video taped myself masterbating in front of a mirror, so I could watch it later while masterbating.