>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

Just open the register and put your hands up. The money's insured, and doesn't belong to you anyway - it's your employer's and so isn't worth dying for. The line between "brave" and "stupid" is very blurry, and the line between "coward/living" and "brave/stupid/dead" is very easily crossed.


This guy did it for himself. He's fucking awesome and this will get him laid for years to come. I quote: "He made him clean up his own blood while he was waiting for police and paramedics."

>> ^Payback:

BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!


Good friend of mine was roommates with the "boom goes the dynamite kid" when it happened while I attended Ball State. Makes me grin every time someone mentions it (except the retard they got for my commencement speech who was obviously reaching for things to say).

>> ^robbersdog49:

>> ^BoneRemake:
>> ^Krupo:
>> ^BoneRemake:
DUPPPPE !

Ok, well you know how it works. Point to the original sift.

It is hard when people do not use proper tags. Not pointing fingers but I would have done the dupeof if such means are possible. For my own satisfaction of knowing it is a dupe, my original DUUUUUPPPPEEE call stands.

Not quite a dupe:
http://videosift.com/video/Clerks-Punch-Stops-Robbery
Same story but covered by a different news team. As for the tags, I searched for 'robbery punch' and it was the first video to come up.
great example of USEFUL tags...too many people on this site put useless tags and nobody will find their videos again.

>> ^Krupo:

>> ^BoneRemake:
Good GOlly ! I WAS WRONG ?
NEVERR !

lol we all learned something today. laziness will result in the need to come up with a witty retort, for starters


Flip your bitch switch.

>> ^BoneRemake:

Good GOlly ! I WAS WRONG ?
NEVERR !


lol we all learned something today. laziness will result in the need to come up with a witty retort, for starters

>> ^BoneRemake:

>> ^Krupo:
>> ^BoneRemake:
DUPPPPE !

Ok, well you know how it works. Point to the original sift.

It is hard when people do not use proper tags. Not pointing fingers but I would have done the dupeof if such means are possible. For my own satisfaction of knowing it is a dupe, my original DUUUUUPPPPEEE call stands.


Not quite a dupe:
http://videosift.com/video/Clerks-Punch-Stops-Robbery

Same story but covered by a different news team. As for the tags, I searched for 'robbery punch' and it was the first video to come up.

>> ^Krupo:

>> ^BoneRemake:
DUPPPPE !

Ok, well you know how it works. Point to the original sift.


It is hard when people do not use proper tags. Not pointing fingers but I would have done the dupeof if such means are possible. For my own satisfaction of knowing it is a dupe, my original DUUUUUPPPPEEE call stands.

>> ^BoneRemake:

DUPPPPE !


Ok, well you know how it works. Point to the original sift.

>> ^Jinx:

also, survivors of realllly long falls typically hit the ground lying flat (apparently). You know, so all the bones in your legs don't suddenly end up trying to occupy the same space as your liver, intestines, lungs, heart...all that shit that kinda keeps you alive basically.
I was also told once that even in short falls often somebody who is drunk or unconscious comes away with less injuries than somebody who is alert and awake, altho I think on balance I'd rather break and arm or a wrist than fall on my head.


Watched a show documenting a tornado sucking a guy out of his house and him surviving being throw like a mile or two away with bruises and scraps, no broken bones that I recall and no major injuries. Supposedly he walked home.

Their answer for him surviving was that he was knocked out as soon as the tornado got a hold of him, something in the house bashed him in the head and knocked him out or whatever.

Now their reason for him being basically unharmed is that because he was young and knocked out, his tendons and musculature weren't holding his bones rigid like you would when you fell by instinct. And since he was young his bones had flexibility, like bones are meant to, they will flex instead of break when there's nothing holding them rigid or fixed.

So he hit and rolled and rolled but because he was out cold he never reacted to the force and tried to control yourself by holding yourself rigid and trying to grab or hold to stop yourself.

So, I'd say what you've heard is probably true. And I don't think anyone would be able to survive unscathed like that guy did if they were alert when it happened...because you would react to the pain and force of the blows...especially if you were unable to see due to the crap blowing around.

Good morning! For those who want to sing along.

Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat
a lot of people they be Jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
they'll be staring at the radio
staying up all night
so like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg just B-boy limpin'
Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
My man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat
oowah oowah is my disco call
MCA hu-huh I'm gettin' rope y'all
Routines I bust rhymes I write
And I'll be busting routines and rhymes all night
Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be picking your nose
I'm on time homie that's how it goes
You heard my style I think you missed the point
it's the joint

Mike D Yeah?with your bad self running things
What's up with your bad breath onion rings
Well I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead
Chillin' at the beaches down at Club Med
Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this
Suckers they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz
Hurricane you got clout
Other DJ's he'll take your head out
A puppet on a string I'm paid to sing or rhyme
Or do my thing I'm
In a lava lamp inside my brain hotel
I might be peakin' or freakin' but I rock well
The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols
I got the peg leg at the end of my stump
Shake your rump

Full Clout y'all
Full Clout y'all
And when the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all
Full Clout

Never been dumped 'cause I'm the most mackinest
Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest
Yeah we've got beef chief
We're knocking out teeth chief
And if you don't believe us you should question your belief Keith
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet
Should I have another sip no skip it
In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
Rope a dope dookies all around the neck
Whoo ha got them all in check
Running from the law the press and the parents
Is your name Michael Diamond?
No mine's Clarence
From downtown Manhattan the village
My style is wild and you know that it still is
Disco bag schlepping and you're doing the bump
Shake your rump

Oh, it was so perfect till you brought up the damn truth!>> ^zombieater:

"In 2011, Ahmed was the subject of a viral video, which appeared to show him flamboyantly entering the ring, only to be knocked out by his opponent in the first round. The video was revealed to be doctored, featuring Ahmed entering the ring in a 2009 match, and Ahmed suffering a first-round knock-out in a 2010 match." - Wikipedia

"In 2011, Ahmed was the subject of a viral video, which appeared to show him flamboyantly entering the ring, only to be knocked out by his opponent in the first round. The video was revealed to be doctored, featuring Ahmed entering the ring in a 2009 match, and Ahmed suffering a first-round knock-out in a 2010 match." - Wikipedia

Tags for this video have been changed from 'fight, knock out' to 'fight, knock out, kickboxing' - edited by xxovercastxx

not very often you see a standing knock-out. looks like it was a pretty even match, tho.

When I had my teeth out, I apparently was resistant to the general anesthetic they used. I made it through the entire "Count down from 10" and my dentist didn't know what to do, so he had me start counting back up again.

Eventually I was knocked out though, but when I woke up, much like @PHJF, I was completely aware of everything. Wasn't loopy in the least. They figured I was bluffing, so they helped me down a hallway to a room where I was supposed to "Wake Up". (Probably helped me so I couldn't sue if I fell.) And then proceeded to leave me there looking at a wall for 15 minutes before anybody checked up on me again.

When they came in the second time they said "Are you awake now?" In a bubbly voice, to which I very flatly replied "Just as awake as I was 15 minutes ago, thanks." Felt bad about that later, but ffs, I was fine.

Unfortunately, my surgery didn't go as well as others. My mouth was very swollen (all 4 out) and the painkillers they gave me afterward didn't do anything except for make me drowsy. So, in a sense, they worked when I was sleeping, but I was in excruciating pain while I was still awake, finally had to get better painkillers.

Tl;Dr, The whole operation sucks.