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newtboy (Member Profile)
Damn you are gullible.
No on know what the Durham report will say.
But you bought into the NY Times hit piece.
I know you like jerking off to these lies but seriously just wait till it comes out.
Also CNN hit 9 year low in ratings. No one is buying their lies, except you.
CNN needs Trump.
Ruh-roe….the Durham report on the “Trump-Russia witch hunt” is FINALLY coming to light….remember, the special investigation into the Steele dossier and other whistleblowers that made accusations of Trump criminality…turns out it DID become a criminal investigation just like far right propagandists reported gleefully…but they were claiming falsely it was the whistleblowers and leftist politicians’ criminality…turns out it was actually Trump that was being “investigated” for international bank fraud and money laundering in Italy, but Barr hid the “investigation” and the facts while outright lying to the American people to support and protect Trump, again.
This WAS the investigation into the “weaponization of the federal government” and “RUSSIA-RUSSIA-RUSSIA” collusion “hoax” impeachment Barr started in 2019 that completely failed to find any fraud or hoax, failed to vindicate any of the dozens of Trump administration convicts, failed in prosecuting anyone, and only found criminality from Trump which they covered up and never referred for prosecution.
Now the Republican house intends to waste tens of millions more trying the exact same investigation again because they can’t accept proven fact.
Expect similarly self accusatory results from insurrectionist MAGA morons. The weaponization of the federal government was a Trump administration feature, if they actually look that’s what they’ll find (and try to hide).
Side note- to prove how serious they are about ending corruption, Republicans seated the total fraud and criminal “Santos” on the small business committee that oversees the PPP loan program, a program abused to the tune of billions by mostly right wing “business owners” including some Republican representatives that individually took millions and never paid a dime back but cry we can’t afford school debt relief.
Putting the fraud Santos in charge of this often abused program is 100% proof positive the Republicans plan to defraud it further and steal billions more from the treasury.
But you don’t care, he wears a red tie.
Louis CK | Using the word retarded
Louis CK | Jerking off in front of someone and other stuff has been added as a related post - related requested by eric3579 on that post.
bobknight33 (Member Profile)
Don't talk to me about abortion you dumb prick. Laws preventing abortion in my state are keeping me from having a family.
That's right. If my wife and I could have abortions, our family would be bigger now.
Some people need to be able to have abortions. It's not murder any more than me jerking off and my wife having a period. Laws against fatricide are wrong. You don't get a fertilization certificate, you get a birth certificate.
It's like I'm talking to a Putin sock puppet.
Sometimes the Truth is sobering.
Find a real cause.
Abortion, The most dangerous place for a baby in in the womb.
More Murders /year than all other murders combined.
And you call me a bigot. Look in the mirror.
I don't mind different opinions but the left are mostly wrong.
Trump's Brand is Ayn Rand
All I remember of these books is the character flying out of the closet while jerking off.
Irreversible: Rape scene (disturbing)
Hello, I'm ashamed to admit it but I have had jerk off many times with the rape scene, with that said, I once thought that maybe even the film's director is trying to put the blame on the woman's side, since from a wicked interpretation it's her fault to have changed the more quiet and polite guy for the sexually aggressive and still wanting to have him being down like the other guy and since she did not get that treatment she left the party and insisted to go without company even though her ex-boyfriend volunteered to accompany her, I'm not trying to justify that violence, rape is bad, no matter the background of the victim, men should not rape under any given circumstance
United States Military Power 2018 U S Armed Forces
if this video jerks off america any harder,it is gonna break an arm.
Pres. Trump Tweets Vid of Himself Physically Attacking CNN
Jesus Christ. The only thing more pathetic than a man-baby president posting a video like this to twitter like some 12 year old internet tough guy is the ensuing media reaction to it:
He's inciting violence against reporters!
It seems like a physical threat!
Much ado about {makes jerk-off motion}.
Trump Calls Obama To Talk Inauguration Guests
Anyone, as long as they make jerk off motions at the end of their set.
Who the heck could perform at Trumps inauguration without it being career suicide? Ted Nugent?
Richard Muller: I Was wrong on Climate Change
Like the Furries don't have enough to jerk off to already . . .
Man... I know this was just a slip of the keyboard, but I really think there should be anthropomorphic climate change.
A very Murray Christmas Trailer
Aw hell, it's Bill Murray. If he wants to jerk off, I'll watch.
Celebrity masturbation.
Homeless Hero Sacrifies
@newtboy, are you jerking off on downvoting my comments? Remember to downvote them on content, not because you are pissed. The other comments? I can understand you downvoting them, but the last one I posted directly to lucky, as he is a mod and we were talking directly about mod issues, is suspect...I told @lucky760 A-Take his time, B-I am fine with this ruling but all must now be fair, and C-Be ready to discard the other snuff that has escaped to ruin the sift...
So please do tell, what part of that content offended you or was intellectually devoid? If nothing, then stop spamming my comments with downvotes. I wouldn't want people to get banned for downvotting based on bullshit reqs.
Arizona Rattlers Football-Dancing Player
I honestly don't understand your point about Cindy. I don't get the feeling that she is dancing off the pounds. This feels like a BBW jerk off vid. They do exist.
If she is celebrating her own sexuality, good for her.
As for your claim that I am blind to representations of women in the media, you have said that to me before. You were wrong before, you are wrong now. There are numerous studies that show that women are underrepresented in the media. There are numerous studies proving that women's movie and TV careers are severely circumscribed when they reach a certain age. Without breaking a sweat, I can name a dozen sitcoms starring fat men with slender to average wives and two that star(red) women of size -- Roseanne and Mike and Molly. And this just sitcoms.
I know there is nothing I can say about this subject, because I believe you to be willfully blind about the facts.
And yes, as I always do, I acknowledge that the unreasonable standards of beauty that women are held to is happening more and more to men. I do not think that is a good thing. It is a spreading cancer. Ignoring that is happens to women doesn't stop it happening to men.
And I hate Magic Mike I and II. Stupid plot, stupid dialogue, boring as shit and not enough dancing . The Full Monty now? OH yeah! Fat blokes, skinny blokes, gay blokes, old blokes, ginger blokes..... That is a movie that celebrates life and interpersonal relationships.
So, you would have been OK if someone talked about the ugly, fat woman dancing with (or without) the over sexualized male cheerleaders? ;-)
Like her....
http://videosift.com/video/Cindy-dancing-off-the-pounds
I don't think that's right.
On a more serious note, if you are only seeing perfect, thin, over sexualized women in the media, I think that's on you for only choosing those types of programs.
EDIT: Oh, and the movie you want is Magic Mike.
Ferrari driver narrowly avoids double accident
QFT
*fear - that jerk-off driving well in excess of the speed limit, nearly killed a lot of people.
Absolute fucking lunatic who very nearly killed 4+ people.
lucky760 (Member Profile)
What's more unbelievable is you're still a total jerk-off after all this time
This has been 9 years of my life? Unbelievable.
Monsanto man claims it's safe to drink, refuses a glass.
The old Monsanto guy is jerking off the interviewer telling him, "Make this interview good and I'll keep jerking you off. People can drink all the juice I tell them they can drink. Even if it's my weed killer jizz."
But the interviewer knows old Monsanto man likes humiliation so he's like "no, YOU drink it, bitch."
But what he didn't realize is that old Monsanto man would cum so quickly and leave without drinking what he had for him to drink. It was merely the thought of drinking that nasty shit that was enough.
Boom! Instant gay porn classic.